Stealing
Song is what I'm listening to on repeat currently. Imagine Dragons has become one of my top favorite bands in like a day lol along with Fall Out Boy cause "The Pheonix" is pretty great
My brother: *steals emoji pillows* there's something missing from your room
Me: you stole my pillows again didn't you (no this is not the first time this has happened they're a favorite of his to steal)
Bro: ...NO.
Me: -_- *takes them from his room*
-later not alter-
Bro: *laughing hysterically*
Me: you took the pillows AGAIN! *searches his room*
Bro: They're.... THEY'RE NOT IN HERE! *dying of laughter*
Me: *knocks over a stack of his laundry, then returns to my room to see them in a cubby* -_-
-the next day-
Bro: oh you didn't touch the pillows
Me: *no comment and continues making this skin*
Bro: *silent in my room*
Me: *turns to see him trying to steal the turned-off fan*
Bro: *looks up*
Me: seriously? XD -_-
Bro: ...let's just pretend I stole it alright? *stands in front of fan*
Me: you're insane, Noah
Bro: now that the room is missing a utility, it's getting rather hot in here, isn't it? Maybe you should start fanning yourself or something (btw I added this pun because in reality he failed miserably)
Me: *points to door* You should be walking out that door. Right now.
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