I wrote this in my biology class after we had our test on taxonomy (classification of living organisms)
I got to put it up on my teacher's board of things made for her X3

Minor changes to things like speech verbs because those always bug me DXD

A man was blocked entrance to a bar.

"Sorry sir, but there isn't mushroom in there," the guard informed him.

"Hey wait! I know him!  Let him in, he's a fungi!" A VIP called to the guard. The guard let the man pass and he joined the VIP, who happened to be his friend.

"I can't believe that plantae worked," the man said.

"How could you?! It was genus! The VIP proclaimed.

"Well, eukarya gonna dance, you party animalia?" The man asked.

"Yes, and you're coming with! Don't protista!" The VIP dragged his friend to the karaoke machine.

"What?! No! This is going to end in archaea!" The man protested. "I knew I should have bacteriaed out of this when I had the chance..."

The rest of the men's night was filled with bad singing and taxonomy puns.

The End.