So THIS GUY thought it would be freaking hysterical to land on me and scare the frick outta me on the front porch

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WE HAD PRAYING MANTISES IN PA

ITS AS BIG AS MY DAD'S HAND

WHAT THE FRICK

AS IF THE MOSQUITOES WERENT BAD ENOUGH

I legit screamed like something out of a horror movie and I wish this was recorded somehow because it could have completely been used in a Hollywood movie it was so authentic

Bugs freaking hate me ever since I came to the US
There wasn't even bugs at all in Germany
This isn't fair
I don't have the immune system to deal with this
Send help

-a very shooketh Becca