Ronnie POV

I walked back inside and got tackle-hugged by Ken. "Too many of my friends love me." I said. "Naw. I got a girlfriend. I'm a ok right now. I'm just doing it to annoy you." I smiled and pushed him off. "I'm gonna go set things up in my room. Tell nobody where I am." I left. When I got to my room, Cry was in there sitting on my bed. "You got anything better to do than just sit on my bed?" I asked. "Nope. I'm bored." "How are you bored?! There's always commotion going on!" "I just am." "You have the right to remain bored. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of Ron. You do not have the right to an attorney." "Oh cmon!" "That's going to court. I have to unpack some stuff. Can you go now?" "No." I walked over to my recording bag and set up my laptop, cameras, microphone, and background. I took my vlog camera out and pressed play.

"Hey guys! I'm in America! A lot of things happened just in an hour. I pranked Ian and Anthony and they still have signs on their backs! In the car we had a whole conversation about senpais, and another one about, oddly, butts. I jumped out of a moving car, got attacked by Ian, Anthony, Jack, and all the Smosh Games guys by their butts, and I 'One Punch Ron'ed my way out of it. I found Cry twerking, and potatoes in my bed. I chucked them at everyone and got hit in the head with one. I already have two cases in the court of Ron, too. I was pretty busy. Let's walk around." I took the camera off my tripod and walked around. "Here's Cry. Say hi, Cry." "Hi." "That'll be used in the court of Ron. Walk around some more. And we find the dynamic duo of Pewdiepie and CinnamonToastKen. Say hi guys." "Hey." "Moving on. We are outside in the American air. Just gonna breathe it in. *breathes in* Beautiful. Over here we have Mr. Markiplier, Mr. Jacksepticeye, and Mari! Say hi!" "Hey" "What's up?" "Hello." Mark started going up to the camera. "Oh no! The camera's being attacked! Run away!" I ran but got tripped. "Ow. I just got tripped. Oh look. Ian the bish and Anthony bish. Why you gotta be tripping me? I'm vlogging!" They turned around. "See! They still have the signs! *Anthony and Ian take off signs*" "We had this on for how long?!" "Since the airport." "Damn girl." "Oh look. He walks with style! And here we have Smosh games! I am bringing you all to the court of Ron!" "Really, Ronnie? You love me too much. After all we are a couple." Sohinki said. "Sohinki. Sohinki. So- kinky. You all have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of Ron. You don't have the right to an attorney. I just realized I completely ignored a key part in his sentence. We are not together. Maybe in your dreams. Or maybe you're messing with my audience, but we are not together. Good job Sohinki! You started the fanfic writers!" They all laughed. I walked to the Smosh crew. "And here is the lovely lovely Smosh crew! We all excited for later?" Screams were heard from them. "Well that is the end of this vlog. So I guess I'll vlog later. (YTN) out!" I pressed stop.

"Sohinki, we fight like a couple, but we aren't a couple." He looked down. "I know." "Then why did you say that? Ima have to edit that out now!" "It's a vlog. You don't edit those." "You do in my case. Well. Jack, Mark, Pewds, and I are leaving for PAX in a few minutes. So see ya later!" I drag Felix and Mark to the car. Then I went to find Jack. When I found him, I dragged him to the car.
Mark and I were in the front and Felix and Jack were in the back. Then we headed off.

It took like, half an hour to get to PAX. When we walked in, everyone grabbed their tags except for me and Felix. Ours weren't there. "I'm gonna ask someone. Hold on." I said. I walked up to the head manager. "Do you know where me and Felix's tags are?" I asked. "Oh. I'm pretty sure that Superwoman has his and yours is with Toby." "Thank you." I walked back to Felix and told him everything. We split up. I started going around asking people if they knew where Toby was. "He's walking around over there vlogging. You can't miss him." Someone said pointing. I walked in that direction and found a guy in a green shirt vlogging. I facepalmed. How did I not recognize Toby as Tobuscus? I walked over and he saw me coming towards him.

"Hot hot hot hot hot hooooooooot!!" He said quietly, walking over to me. "Hi. What are you doing here without a tag?" He asked. "I was told that you have it." "Oh my god! The queen of YouTube herself. Well here is your tag, and I shall spread the word. All bow to the Queen!!!" And he left. I turned my tag over and found his number with a drawn kissy face emoji on it. I shook my head and laughed a little. "Here for only five minutes and you already get someone's number. Jesus girl, how do you work like that?" I turn around and see my dad.

I roll my eyes and see my sister walk up next to him. "Where's Mark?" She asked. "I don't know." "He's your friend." "He's also a famous Youtuber with a life and job that he needs to do. And so am I. Find Bob and Wade. Then you'll most likely find him." "I don't know who they are!" "That's your problem!" I said and walked away. My sister Sierra left and my dad followed me. "How's my little girl?" "I'm not little. I'm fine by the way." "You prepared for first panel tomorrow?" "Nobody tells me shit do they? I didn't know that!" "Something about a king and queen." "Me and Felix." "Who's Felix? Ronnie..." "No! Dad! Honestly. Me and Felix are the king and queen of YouTube. We're not going out. I gave up on that." "And yet you still find a way to get a guy's number. Might as well keep it. I want grandchildren, Ronnie!" "Not so loud!!!" "It's my job to embarrass you." "It's my job to be looking for the director of this. Where is he!?" "He's near the front. Said he doesn't want to talk to you." "Well he can go fuck himself." "Language young lady." "Sorry. It's a habit." "Where are your friends?" "For all I know they could be in space. I have no idea." "Well good luck finding them. I'm staying in the closest hotel. Call if you need me." "I will." "And be sure you don't go back with a boy!" "You want grandchildren, yet you won't let me date anyone!" "Not so loud." "Don't you mimic me! I got to go though. See you later!" "Bye sweetie! Remember what I said!" "DAD!!!"

I turned around and saw someone giggling behind a curtain. I raised an eyebrow. I pulled back the curtains to see Toby. "When do we start? He asked. I glared at him. He wiggled his eyebrows. I kept glaring. He started making funny faces. I tried to keep a straight face. He suddenly got in my face. I looked at him weirdly. He booped my nose. I giggled. "Wait. Since when do I giggle?" I asked myself. "I don't know. But it is hottttttt." "That's all you think about don't you?" "You know me so well." "I got to go. Call you later?" "Yeah. Bye!" "Bye!"

I walked away to find Felix. I was going to walk right past them when I saw a bunch of chairs. They looked comfortable, but I had other thoughts in mind. I poked the chairs with my selfie stick, because why not have a selfie stick, they were good. But then a chair moved and farted. "Wade! What is your problem! Anyone could be standing here!" Mark shouted. I was trying not to laugh, and succeeded. But you could see I was laughing on the inside. Just for fun, I sat down and said in a really deep voice. "Finally! Never any place to sit here." Then I farted. Mark got up. "What the hell dude!" He said loudly. I fell on the floor laughing. Mark took off the head and saw me. "Ronnie Kessel! It is rude to fart on people!" He scolded. I heard the other guys laughing. "Felix, you ready for first panel?"  "We have first panel?"  "I'm not the only one!" I hugged him. "Oh I know I'm fabulous. But keep yourself contained."  "I'm more fabuloso than you. Because I am a girl! And I do what I want! And I'm neva gonna stop making videos!" I sang. We laughed. "Anyway. We should probably head out. Party at my place! You know what that means!" Mark said and looked at me. I put my head in my hands. "Ken? Can you be a chair for a little longer?"  "Why?"  "Cuz I need a chair."  "I got you baby girl." I put my hand to my forehead and pretended to faint. Jack picked me up and walked away. "Thanks Ken!" I shouted to him. "You're welcome!" He shouted back. We left to the car and left.