Ronnie POV

We set up everything and waited for Joven, Toby, and Cry. When they arrived, we gave them microphones and had them wait backstage for a minute. "Ok! We have everything ready, and we can start the trial. Ken, you can introduce everyone." I said. I ran backstage and threw on an oversized brown robe. "And now, coming to her place, is Judge Ronnie!" I walked out with a serious face on and sat at my place. Just for fun I hit the gavel twice. "Next we have Prosecutor Jovenshire!" Joven walked out holding a briefcase and straightening his tie. He took a seat at his table and waved. "Coming out is the defendant Cryaotic!" Cry walked to his table and sat down while looking at me. "Why are YOU the judge?!" He said. "Silence. I have a hammer, and I'm not afraid to throw it." "It's a gavel." "... Well then. I can still throw it." He sighed and lowered his head. Win for me! "And as a one man jury, we have Tobuscus!" Toby swaggered out and sat on a chair in the back of the stage. "Toby, you're supposed to be on the side of the stage, not the back." Ken corrected. Toby got up and moved his chair to the correct place. "And finally, we have Cry's 'lawyer', PewDiePie!" Everybody cheered really loud for Felix. Like, hello? I'm the judge here. I have more authority than he does right now. But ya know what? Whatever.

I shooed Ken off stage and hit the gavel twice, making the room silent. "Oh, that's cool. All I have to do is hit this thing and everyone is silent. Can I keep this?" I said to know one in particular. A few people laughed. "Good to know I'm not funny." More people laughed this time. "Ok then. The court is now in session. Will the defendant present his introduction?" I look at Pewds. He stands
up and walks in front of the table, then he looked at the audience. "This man...is an innocent man. He was bored and had to entertain himself to survive. Young people in this world are precious and we should treat them nicely and give them all the entertainment they need so they don't die of bordom." He sat down. "That's it?" I asked. "Yes, your YouTubeship." "Ok then, will the prosecutor present his introduction?" Joven walked in front of the table and stopped. "Nobody likes a person who invades their personal space. I know I don't, and most of you probably don't either. When someone invades your personal space, you feel uncomfortable, or mad. This was what Ronnie Kessel was feeling. Having just gotten off the plane, she would want to have some space to get settled, and if you've seen her vlog, you know what happened. So a little space would have been nice." Joven sat back down. "Finally. We don't want five minute speeches, Joven, we want one minute introductions. Now since this is my court, the Court of Ron, the jury decides an opinion based off the introduction, so yes Pewds, the little things do matter. This is why people like to come to my court instead of an actual court. Those are too long. Jury! I need your opinion!"I said, waving my hand for him to come over.

Toby got up and whispered in my ear. "I can't decide. You're gonna have to choose." He ran back to his seat. I sighed and started talking. "The jury has spoken! And the verdict is.... Actually can we put away the chairs and tables and things? Please? Thanks." Some people from back stage put everything away and gave me a thumbs up. "Ok. Cryaotic, Jovenshire, please step forward to here and here." I said pointing. I turned them so they would face the crowd. "In my court, the jury is used as an opinion to help decide who wins. The jury didn't have an opinion. Which means that I had to decide. It was a hard decision, not really though." I looked at the crowd. "The winner is......" I pulled both of them so they were next to me. I stuck my middle fingers in the faces. "There is no winner! Fuck this shit! I'm out!" I fell down laughing so hard. When I got back up I was still laughing.

The audience clapped. "Give a round of applause for the Youtubers up here!" I shouted. The clapping and cheering increased. "You saw it live and first! The first ever live Court of Ron session!" I yelled. The other Youtubers got off stage and Pewds and I returned to the couch. After questions, the panel ended. We headed backstage.

"Woo, I'm tired." I said with a laugh. "A flip off that big takes a lot of energy."  "Well you just flipped off two good Youtubers, so it'll drain ya." Jack replied. "At least it wasn't Mark or Pewds, then we'd be fucked by a badger's arse, as ye Irish folks say." I got a bit Irish-y at the end. He  looked at me, and shook his head. I walked through the door to see fans surrounding me. I saw my father and my sister near the corner. I ran over to them. "Hey! You came!" I hugged my dad. I turned to Sierra. She hugged me and looked so happy to see me. "Oh my god, that was great! You were so funny!" She said with this fake ass smile. I nodded. "Really? I saw you frowning and flipping me off the whole time." "Really?" "Yeah... so why don't I do the whole 'famous' thing, and you stand in the corner and be in the shadow of my glory." I turned around and got a cheer from the crowd. "Who's ready for a signing!?" I shouted. Another cheer erupted from the fans. "One thing: I don't have a pen, and I'm trapped. And now I'm sad. I know that was three things but whatever. Counting is only one, cow, moo, right?" I laughed but no one else did. "Oh..." I walked out of the crowd. "Sierra, I need the corner!" I shouted. I got some laughs then.