"It was just a joke, a little fun.

We told the cult and they shipped us.

They made those adorable fan fics, I drew some pictures,

I got to really get to know you. I told you a lot of personal things.

You've helped me, you raised me up.

You may suck at hiding the Skittles from me,

But I still love you. And soon, it will be official.

It was just a joke, a little fun.

But then it spiralled into something more.

Love you, Sam/Future Waifu"

SO LETS PLAN THE FRIGGIN WEDDING ALREADY