A/N: Hi guys!!! Sorry, but this isn't exactly what you guys came here for; it's a one-shot completed unrelated to the original plot, but...

IT'S A GODDAMN ONE-SHOT TO CELEBRATE OUR BABY, KATSUKI'S, BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Sorry, you guys must be tired of these extra chapters...

REAL SORRY! I honestly don't blame any of you guys if you drop this book right here and now, but I am grateful to the ones that stayed with me!!! 

But don't worry, peeps!!! The next part of Beautiful will come out soon!!!

And before you read the one-shot, please remember that thIS DOES NOT RELATE TO THE REAL STORY AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

and i hope you enjoy it!!!! :)

"RING RING BITCH! RING RING BITCH! WAKE UP BITCH! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE BITCH!" 

Katsuki groaned, slamming the alarm his girlfriend had personally customized.

True, it was thoughtful, but it was annoying to hear your girlfriend say 'RING RING BITCH' every single goddamn morning.

A/N: Honestly tho, I did this to my bf once, just in person, not an alarm. 

Katsuki turned from the bed, and went off to snooze some more. 

But somehow, it felt like he was forgetting something...

However, the all mighty Katsuki had the power to do whatever the fuck he wanted; no one could say so otherwise.

***

"Shit, did I set the wrong time on his shitty timer?!" Izuku bit her colored long nails, eyebrows scrunched from worry and angry.

"I fucking swear, if Baku hag gave me the wrong timer, I'll-" 

"W-Woah, calm down, Yagisis, Bakubro is probably just getting ready! Maybe he wanted to sleep for an extra hour?" Kirishima sounded unsure, but tried to sound confident so the green haired beauty wouldn't rage on her own future mother-in-law.

"Yes, that is quite reasonable, Kirishima-kun! Thank you! So Yagi-san, you should calm down! And no profanity in UA dorms!" Iida said, chopping his hands in thin air. 

"I can do whatever the fuck I want, Glasses!" Izuku screamed, grabbing her hair in one hand and giving him the finger in the other.

Iida gasped, and started to make faster hand motions.

"No profanity, I said, Yagi-san! We still are on property of UA, and although it is the weekend, profanity wouldn't be appreciated by Aizawa-sensei!" 

"I don't care if you use profanity or not, Yagi, but please quiet down." The hetero chromatic boy came into the living room, tired. He needed to take in all the decorations in the room, before he finally realized the cause of them.

"Oh! Is it somebody's birthday?" Todoroki asked, blinking. 

"No shit sherlock. It's someone's fucking funeral." Izuku rolled her eyes, and crossed her arms.

"...oh. Tell them my condolences. I'll make my father get their family something. Something expensive. Very, very expensive. And I'll tell him to get a million roses as a sorry for their loss. Maybe a couple houses too...I feel very bad for the family..." Todoroki got a scary aura around him, and started to go to the kitchen, phone in hand.

"WAIT! NO, TODOROKI-KUN! YAGI-SAN WAS JOKING; IT'S ACTUALLY BAKUGOU-KUN'S BIRTHDAY!" Iida yelled, sweating.

"Oh. Then it has to be cheap. I'll tell my father just to get a Gucci watch for him." Todoroki then turned to a gaping Izuku. Sure, Izuku and Katsuki were pretty rich, but rich enough to buy a Gucci watch whenever they wanted? Oh hell no. But if free, she'd take it.

"Do you think Bakugou will like it? I feel like it would suit a lowlife like him." Todoroki asked her, showing her a picture of a watch that was fucking 10,380.99 dollars. Shit, she wanted that too.

"...yes. He will definitely like that fucking watch." Izuku couldn't help but nod her head quickly in agreement.

***

"Hey, since Katsuki-kun isn't waking up, how bout we make him wake up?" Hagakure suggested, putting a 'finger' on her 'chin.'

"How?!" Ashido asked eagerly, feeling excited.

"Hm, maybe we could..."

***

Hm, Katsuki felt the drowsiness subside as the sun shined in his crimson orbs.

He groaned, and pulled the blanket up to protect his eyes.

Ah, he could finally feel the fucking sleep come back to him...

"KERO! Izuku-chan, are you okay?!" What? What happened to Izuku?

"FUCK! What the fuck, Frog?!" What did Frog do to his Izuku?!

"H-Hey, calm down, Yagisis! Bakubro is gonna wake up!" Shitty hair?

"I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A DAMN! IT HURTS LIKE HELL!" W-What happened?!

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Katsuki screamed, jumping from his veranda to the living room window. 

"Surprise!" His class yelled, streamers shoved into his face and hair. Ribbons surrounded his vision, 'KING EXPLODO-KILLS' posters plastered everywhere, and a very sparkly scarlet crown was rested on his head by his girlfriend.

"W-What the fuck?!" He asked, when Izuku plastered a sweet and tender kiss on Katsuki's lips.

"Happy birthday, Kacchan!"

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