uwu

still on hiatus, but had a bit of free time

on a rate of 1-10, how much do I suck at writing? From horrible to amazing.

;)

we all know le answer.

it's -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

LOL

Also:

Coincidence? I think the FUCK not

"H-Holy fuck...Zucchan...you crazy ass bitch, you're lucky he's unconscious..." Katsuki panted, smirking a bit. Izuku grinned back, eyebrows furrowed.

"A bitch horny for blood isn't worth shit." Izuku breathed back, giving Katsuki a kiss on the lips passionately.

He kissed back, and Todoroki, Iida, and some other heroes coughed loudly while looking away.

The couple stuck up their middle fingers towards their direction, and the heroes looked at them in disbelief while Todoroki and Iida just sighed.

"Well...I never expected anything less from them..." Both boys groaned, smiling a bit while amused.

"Oh, fuck off and suck my dick." Katsuki retorted, rolling his eyes. Izuku whispered, 'gay,' and chuckled.

"No thank you." The other two said quickly, turning around.

***

"You fucking idiot, you worried me!" Inko snapped, rushing into the hospital room while punching the back of Izuku's head. Izuku growled, grabbing Inko's hair in return.

"Don't fucking touch me, old hag!!!" Izuku yelled, and Todoroki watched with amusement and fear of who All Might's wife was.

"Is that your older sister, Yagi-san? You shouldn't pull your sister's hair like that-"

Inko blushed, smirking while looking at herself over on a nearby mirror.

"Oh shut up, she's my fucking mother." Izuku groaned, taking away the mirror from her. Inko scoffed, tossing her long green hair back.

"Please, you wish you had looks like mine, bitch!!!" Inko screamed, walking away. As she turned around, Izuku silently put up her middle finger, to which Iida gasped at.

Katsuki and Todoroki merely smirked, amused.

***

"BWAHAHA!!! FOR REAL?! No, BUT REALLY!!! FOR REAL?!" Sero and Kirishima rolled no the floor, tears spilling down their eyes. Katsuki, growled, eyes glinting with anger.

"DON'T LAUGH, YOU BASTARDS!!! IT'S STUCK AND WASHING AIN'T FIXING IT!!! Yo, don't laugh, I'LL FUCKING END YOU!!!" Kirishima and Sero, however, continued to roll on the ground, gasping for air.

"Go ahead and try, amazing 8:2 hair man!!! AHHHAHAHA!!!"

"K-Kacchan?!" Before Katsuki could yell at the other two, he turned around, only to be met with a bright light for a quick second. 

He was frozen as quick taps from the phone rang in his ears, before he burst.

"What the fuck are you doing, Zucchan?!" Izuku paid no mind, eyes wide and evil.

"I sent it to your mother and father." She said bluntly, giving him a peck on the cheek. Katsuki blushed with embarrassment, falling to the ground.

"Fuck you!!"

"Not now." 

"BWAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE WHIPPED, MAN!!!"

"OH SHUT UP!!!"

***

After hero training, the class went to the lockers, tired and exhausted. The girls silent, small talks, before a loud voice from the next room came into hearing.

"YOU KNOW WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE, DON'T YOU?! THE GIRLS CHANGING ROOM!!!" Immediately, all girls grimaced. Well, except Izuku. She felt confused. So what if this was the girls changing room?

"CEASE AT ONCE, MINETA-KUN!!! PEEPING IS A FLAGRANT CRIME!!!" Iida yelled, and the girls silently thanked him for that.

"HEY MAN, MY LITTLE MINETA IS ALREADY BEING A FLAGRANT CRIME, IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN!" Mineta screamed, and half the girls choked.

"YAOYOROZU'S HONKERS!!! ASHIDO'S FIGURE!!! HAGAKURE'S FLOATING PANTIES!!! URARAKA'S BEAUTIFUL BODY!!! ASUI'S SURPRISING TATAS!!! AND YOU CAN'T FORGET YAGI'S WHOLE HOURGLASS FIGURE- DAMN, THAT CHEST-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ALLOWED TO SPEAK ABOUT IZUKU'S CHEST-"

"BOTH OF YOU CEASE THIS AT ONCE!!!" 

The girls frowned in annoyance, rolling their eyes.

"That damned Mineta-"

"H-He didn't mention me..." Jirou mumbled softly, an empty look in her eyes. Izuku, who was nearby, heard, and went closer to her.

"Don't worry Earphone Jack. I think your slender body is nice. You got a apple ass too. If you really desire boobs that much, don't worry- it'll come eventually. My Old Hag was completely flat when she was in high school, but then as she stepped into fucking college- bam, she got tits my old man started drooling over. So it's okay, just wait and it'll all be worth it." Izuku said, smiling a bit. Jirou nodded her head, comforted.

"All right...I know this is silly to be reassured on, but...thanks."

***

"Kacchan." Izuku punched the blonde's shoulder, causing his air to spike up for a second, before reverting back into it's smooth, gelled style.

"The fuck you want?" He asked, giving her a small peck on the forehead.

"Let's go on a fucking date. We never go on them, and there's barely any free time before the end-of-terms exams since we got to fucking train. So how about it?" Izuku asked, smiling.

"O-Okay. Arcade? And the cafe you want to go to with the spicy food?" Katsuki asked, smirking. Izuku smirked back, giving him a fist bump.

"How I could say no?"

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next chapter is the date