Get Back to Where You Belong
We all wish the same thing...
I wish I was there.
I wish I had been in the Cavern while they played.
I wish I'd been there to clap my hands while others rattled their jewellery....
I wish I had been there screaming my lungs out in the front row..
Or maybe gazing adoringly upon them as the madness swirled all around.
I wish I could be backstage chatting with them.
Laughing with them.
In their presence..
In their eyes....
In their arms loving them...
Alas we haven't the means~ yet.
We haven't invented Time travel................
We haven't slipped through hyperspace and landed smack bang in the middle of our other life...... the one where we are girlfriend... or lover... or even forever wife.
We haven't had a night of heavy drinking in our hotel room's hot tub, dousing the spas switches with that illegal Russian energy drink Chernobly to sizzle and slip through the portal and plonk ourselves in our lucky fellas' bath...
Or had a naked Eric Bana take our hand and lead us through the years to slip into their lives perhaps a tad under-dressed...
Alas...
We haven't invented Time travel....We haven't jumped in the Deloren with Marty McFly and zoomed through the years on a tank full of banana peels and trash.
But I've been trying.
Researching to find the right parts, looking online for bargains on hot tubs, Eric Banas, Nuclear reactors and the like.
But guess what!?
I can't find that damn drink, whatsitname Chernobly
Or Eric's skin... or him even.
I haven't found that door, that drop off point, that spot to spin and twirl and stand on one leg to get the time travel to spike and send me there but I have found something.....
One thing.
It's a matter of time
And money
And import taxes
And stock replenishing...!?!
Yes folks I've got my car (not a deloren but hoohum it's got four wheels!)
I have plenty of bananas, carrot peelings and assorted trash.
I searched for a nuclear reactor and I can get my hands on one but it might be a little too large.. minor details~ minor details...
But folks stumbling block!
Probably bloody Covids Fault!
It's Outta Stock
The FLUX CAPACITOR IS OUT OF STOCK
Catalogue Item Number: OUTOFTIME is out of stock!
ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Why Meeeeeeeee!
This is a ridgy didge website folks go look!
I'm making a call, I've gotta know...
When its back on the shelf
When I can go in-store and place my credit card on that swipey thing or the side or the top on the left or the middle bottom or insert, or whatever!
I've gotta get this part into my life!!!
When I can get this part into my car.............. and make all my dreams come true!!!!!
Anyone got a screwdriver or one of those torque wrench thingos ???? TIA
Be well and....
Time travel is our dreams lovelies. Our dreams....
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