Heeeeere'sJohnny has accepted the invitation.

Starr_in_the_sky has accepted the invitation.

Sitar-Hero has accepted the invitation.

Maccaroon has accepted the invitation.

Starr_in_the_sky: so, um... hi!

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Who are you, and what do you want?

Jool5 is typing...

Jool5 is typing...

Jool5 is typing...

Jool5: wjhsfagohdfsthh4njsdhoarghodgahoyap

Jool5: ahodgjonvdfjklsjpsjgdftiw0-54

Sitar-Hero: What in the --

Jool5: hjodf4

Maccaroon: dEAR LORD IT'S A CODE

Maccaroon: HE'S TRYING TO HACK US

Starr_in_the_sky: wait, we don't know that --

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Listen here, mate. You're going to have to start making some sense.

Jool5: sfgnoart4hsdioat hobg

Maccaroon: DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE'RE DEAD, JOHN

Heeeeere'sJohnny: I AM FUCKING JOHN LENNON, AND IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HURT US, I SWEAR I WILL CALL THE POLICE...

Jool5: jon

Jool5: lennon

Jool5: jon lennon

Sitar-Hero: I think we should --

Starr_in_the_sky: wait.

Jool5: jon lennon

Jool5: da

Jool5: dadd

Jool5: dadda

Jool5: daddy!!

Maccaroon: Is this... is this a girlfriend we don't know about?

Heeeere'sJohnny: wHAT NO

Sitar-Hero: Paul, ew.

Jool5: daddy daddy daddy daddy

Maccaroon: ....I'm skeptical.

Heeeeere'sJohnny: GOD, Macca, no, I'm not cheating.

Jool5: sin

Maccaroon: GOD SAVE OUR SOULS, JOHN IS CHEATING

Jool5: jon an sin

Sitar-Hero: Well, that's not a false statement

Jool5: sin t a

Jool5: sin tea

Jool5: sn teea 

Jool5: cnteea

Starr_in_the_sky: ?????

Sitar-Hero: ...dear Lord.

Sitar-Hero: I think they're trying to spell Cynthia.

Jool5: john lennon an cnteea

Jool5: daddy an mm

Jool5: mmy

Jool5: daddy an mummy

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Oh my God.

Heeeeere'sJohnny: ...Julian?

Jool5: jhn lennon cnteea lennon

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Julian, love. Is this Daddy's little boy?

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Jules?

Jool5: juls

Jool5: jool

Jool5: joolss

Jool5: jool5s

Starr_in_the_sky: ...I think our mystery is solved.

Jool5: daddy

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Look at him, trying to spell!

Heeeeere'sJohnny: He very near has it!

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Jules, can you read what I'm saying?

Jool5: dadda dadda dadda daddda

Sitar-Hero: Well, there's only so much a three-year-old can learn.

Heeeeere'sJohnny: And here we were thinking he was a murderer...

Heeeeere'sJohnny: Listen, love, I know you can't understand me, not yet, but I'm going to call you and Mummy up, okay?

Heeeeere'sJohnny: And we can talk about how good your spelling is coming along.

Heeeeere'sJohnny: I'll talk to you in a few minutes, little one. Bye-bye -- love you.

Jool5: lov uu!

Starr_in_the_sky: AWWWWWWW!

Sitar-Hero: JOHN HAS A SOFT SIDE QUICK SOMEONE TAKE A SCREENSHOT

Heeeeere'sJohnny: ...I'll deal with all of you later.

Heeeeere'sJohnny has left the chat.

Jool5 has left the chat.

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHAPTER SO FAR AHHHHH