Starr_in_the_sky: Paulie, please, we don't have much time.

Maccaroon has joined the chat.

Maccaroon: What's wrong?! Did somebody have a makeup crisis?! Were you looking for better jewelry to wear instead of those out-of-date rings of yours? Finally, I was waiting for you to ask!

Starr_in_the_sky: what?! No, it's about John!

Maccaroon: ...what about him?

Starr_in_the_sky: you need to tell him he shouldn't be dank. It's his only hope. Please, Paul, you're the only person he'll listen to.

Maccaroon: ...what's in it for me?

Starr_in_the_sky: living a life without the constant fear of John regressing back to another stage of his childhood?

Maccaroon: I'm in.