This Is Weird
This is not a meme, (sorry) I'm just going to ask you a question.
Have you ever used a vacuum cleaner (or another object) as Maxwell's Sliver Hammer to hit someone on the head?
I have.
It's a very long story.
My parents decided to throw this New Years party, I'm not much of a party goer, so this sucked on it's own.
Anyway all the people my age decided to go into my room, (they trashed it.)
So, I was in my room with a bunch of people I didn't know, when this guy starts choking my cousin.
I panic, so I grabbed something I could use as a weapon, which happened to be a vacuum cleaner.
I start hitting the guy in the head with the vacuum, the guy doesn't stop, and everyone looks at me like I'm a mad woman or something.
Then for some reason Maxwell's Sliver Hammer plays in my head, so I hit the guy as hard as I can, the guy drops to the ground.
So does my cousin.
One thing about me: don't mess with my family you will be sorry.
The adults come in, they see I'm holding a vacuum cleaner looking like a mad woman 😂😂😂, anyway the guys parents leave, and my dad was like: that's my girl!
I defeated a guy a foot taller than me!
Great way to start 2018! (Note the sarcasm.)
(I'm not really that violent, I just don't like people messing with my family.)
Also this is another great reason to listen to The Beatles!
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