Cedar:  Lemme smash.  Please.

You:  No Bear.  Go find Becky.

Cedar:  You want sum fuc?

You:  No bear I don't want sum fuck.

Cedar:  I got you blue

Cedar:  Hey gurl.  You want sum tail?  *flip*

You:  Ugh Bear.  Your tail is smol

Cedar:  Wot?  Swiggity swooty?

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You:  Ha, you can't sit with us.

Bear:  Actually Y/n, I can't sit anywhere.

I have hemorrhoids.

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You:  *bumps into Cedar*

Cedar:  Excuse you!

You:  CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH.  I GET. THIS FEELING.

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You:  Who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had?

Cedar: Umm. I never went to oovoo javer

Has never went to OOVOO JAVER

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You:  What are you..?

Cedar:  *wiggles legs and arches back*  YOU ARE A CAT.

LET ME LOVE YOU! *drops to the floor and crawls to cat*  MEOW!

Cat:  *runs away*

Cedar:  Hachachachaaaa

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Cedar:  Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients.  Like 0 grams of trans fat, and ohmigod cholesterol!

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You:  *slides down stair rail slowly*  You're all going to hell.  Goodbye~

Cedar:  *laughs hysterically*

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 Cedar:  *knocks on door and opens it*  Oh good you're not busy.

You:  Actually Cedar I am busy.  *looks at him with clown makeup*

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Cedar:  Racecars don't need headlights because the track is always lit.

(okay honestly i need to hear him say that.)

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oof i don't know what this was.  I got bored, decided to update then wwatched vines. 

send HelP