Once you arrived home you pulled your phone out of your pocket.  Your fingers angrily danced across the screen, swiping down to find his account of Discord in the large number of friends you had on the app that you both met on.  

cedarbear

There it was!  

You immediately began messaging him, his gray icon turning green right after you sent the first message. 

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You:  

CEDAR! 

I 

SWEAR

TO

THE BEAR CAVE

I WILL FUCKING MUrdER YOU! 

cedarbear:

Aww is that so babydoll?

You:  DaMN  riGHT iT IS sO ! 

cedarbear: 

Oh really now?

So when I have you tied up to my bed

Fucking you so hard that you become a moaning dripping little mess.

My little mess~ 

You:  

I hate you so much omg.

cedarbear:  

Aw that's not true!

You know it isn't!

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You groaned angrily, knowing it wasn't.  You loved him with all your heart.  You were a bit overly obsessed yes, but who wasn't?  It wasn't just you!  There were several fans out there just like you!  dUH!

For the remainder of the night you messaged each other back and forth until around 1 AM he called you which scared the hell out of you because you hadn't been expecting it.  

"Hey there!"

"Oof.  Big oof.  You fucking scared me Cedar!"

He laughed and 'awed' at you.

- - - Author's Note - - - 

I'm sorry.  I know.  it's short af

but lIKE

I'm a SALty BItCH rn.

AnD I wanted to shitpost.  

so fuck you.

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