Charlie's pov

"Ahhh" I let out a relaxing sigh as I lay on a nearby towel, soaking up those sweet rays. I've needed this after those stressful six months.

My blissful moments of warmth were cut off by a shadow casting over me. I looked up to see a shark demon with the kind of hair you'd expect from a playboy.

"Hey there princess" he took my hand and kissed it "the names Chaz and I'm about to rock your world"

"Ehehe a kind offer but I'm already in a relationship" I laughed uncomfortably, hoping he'd get the hint and leave.

"Oh come on babealicious" he closed in on me "I can guarantee your bitch can't satisfy you the way chaddy can-"

"She said no" vaggie growled as she pointed a weapon at his throat "so back off fucker!"

"Fine" he shrugged "if the princess isn't interested then maybe the king is" he strolled over to dad "what do you say hot stuff? Let me take you on back and fuck your brains out"

"Uhh" dad looked to the side nervously. Clearly his years of isolation have left him unprepared for dealing with creeps like him. I was about to interject when alastor stood in the way.

"Allow me to answer that question for you" in a flash he grabbed chaz with his shadow tentacles and chucked him across the beach "I wish I could have been more violent but I didn't want to risk dirting our possessions" he dusted himself off.

"Eh he wasn't worth your flashiest moves anyway" dad shrugged.

"I believe you're right" he nodded as he sat back down next to him.

"That guy left a terrible taste in my mouth" I shuttered "what do you say we fix that with some ice-cream"