Michael: "Shut uP I'm watcHING PAW PATROL"

Jenna: "HOLYSHIT I GOT A TEX- nope just a YouTube notificarin"

Christine: "I swear if you touch my cookie, I'll actually stab you"

Rich: "oH lOoK wHo'S tAlL nOw, gEt oN MY LEVEL"

Brooke: *overly confused* "Why the FUCK do we wear shoes iN sChOol??"

Jeremy, holding his hands out: "Touch my hands"
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Michael, touching them: "eW THEIR WET"

Jake, finger gunning everyone in sight: "Bro bro dude bro dudo my bro buddy ol' pal"