Hey I edited Pork yesterday so if you want to check it out I recommend it my dudes

"God you're pathetic."

"Okay, Buddy, listen-"

"Only four hours of gaming and you want to stop? Weak dude. Weak."

"My dude, I'm weak inside. And everywhere. I'm weak. And what's wrong with that? Boy oh boy I love it when I fall for that."

"Jeremy, bud, I hate that so much."

"God." Jeremy flopped onto Michael, forcing Michael to pause the game.

"Dude, are you gonna get up, or am I just gonna hold you."

"You're just gonna hold me and suck it up, you dick."

"Wow, name calling? Shit face."

"I'm so angry with you right now." Jeremy said, clearly not angry. "Hey, hey, I uh... uh."

"Yes?" Michael said, shifting them so they could actually be comfortable.

"What's that one vine...?"

"Is it sad I know what vine you're talking about?" Michael cleared his throat, imitating the viner. "Hey guys. Hit that like button if you think being haunted is... kinda hot."

Jeremy laughed loudly, smiling up at Michael. "Do that other rare one I like!"

"You have two other rare ones, so I'll do both." Jeremy nodded, so Michael cleared his throat. "This is my favorite shirt. We have so much in common. We even have the same nemesis. Jeff Daniels."

"How are you so good at voices? You're like, god."

"I am, thanks." Michael took a breath, making sure Jeremy was listening. "This relationship is going really good, Steve. May I hold your hand? No! How am I supposed to find another gay snail?"

"Dude, Dude, I'm so glad I'm married to you."

"First of all, we aren't married, second of all, you're welcome OP."

"You're thinking of OG." Jeremy said sleepily. "Not OP. There's a difference."

"Hey. I do what I want, punk."