It was a nice afternoon in the hidden rain, eleven figures sat in a lone living room. They were all bored and didn't have much to do that day.

" I'm so boreddddd~ " said the only female of the group, a man with orange hair looks at her. " We all are, but there's not much we can do ".

" There's a broom and a mop, choose one " said the eldest one of the group. " Fuck you old fucker!!, I don't do that bullshit!! " Yelled a man who had slit back silver hair.

" Hey I got an idea hn!, Why don't we go and play some football or something yeah! " Yelled the youngest of the group, in a energetic tone. " So when the other team losses most likely your team. They start whinny and throwing a fit, think before you think brat " the male with fluffy red hair said.

" I was just trying to lift up the mood un, you don't got to be so rude Danna yeah " he said mumbling, the other didn't bother to response. Everyone sat there trying to come up with an idea, until the man with silver hair jumped up with a brilliant idea.

" I fucken got it!! " He said really excited, everyone kinda tense up. " Oh that's not good, hidan has a idea. That's never good ' said a male who's right side of his face, had multiple scares.

" Shut up!!, Anyways. We should start a band!! " Everyone looks at him with a confused expression. " Hidan you do know what it's takes to form a band correct? " Said a male with long raven hair.

" Of course I do, I mean there's eleven of us. If we fucken try, we could make it work. Come on who's in?! " He said, pleading for anyone to join in. " It can't be that bad ", " yeah hn, it sounds fun un " said the blonde and scared man of the group.

" Fucken yes!!! ", " Do any of you actually know how to write a song, that people would actually want to listen to " said the raven again.

" I mean it can't be that hard, do you see what hip hop people write " the scared man said. " Yeah hm, let's do this un ", " fucken yes!!! "

~UxU~

" So how are you guys doing? ", Asked the scare man to the other two. " I got this. Hanna bananas went to the fanny, to buy more bananas " said the silver hair male.

" Hidan what the fuck was that hn? " Said the blonde out of the three. " Screw you!!, Let's see what you have bitch!! " Yelled the silver hair man.

" Watch and learn Idiot yeah. She's in my head agin hn, Cause they warned me bout your type girl un. See, she's in the bathroom hoping I'm not in earshot yeah
While she's getting used to the sound of a teardrop un. Girl I must admit yeah, I don't remember much hn " said the blonde, the other two look at him confused.

" Deidara those are lyrics of songs, I could name every song you listed " said the scared man. " Fuck you hn!, What do you got un?! " Yelled the blonde.

" I got nothing I didn't even try, ughhh this is hard. How are we going to be a band, and can't even write shit!!?" Yelled the scared man.

" Have you three consider a cover band, who only does covers of songs. Or a tribute band of another poplar band like Linkin Park for example " said the raven, the three look at him.

" Shut the fuck up uchiha!!, We're thinking!! ", " No hidan itachi has a point, we can be a cover band " said the scared man.

" Yeah hn, that sounds great un ", " but the main question now who's down to sing? " Said the scared man. " It has to either be the bitch, Blondie, or the uchiha. We need someone fucken pretty to sing " said the silver head man.

" I don't want to sing yeah " said the blonde of the group. " Well okay that's fine, konan and itachi let's hear you sing " said the man with orange hair.

" Okay, do you want to go first konan? " Said the raven, " oh okay " said the only female. " Here use this water bottle as a microphone " said the blonde.

She takes the water bottle she thinks of a song, she then Remember a piece of a song she likes. " It's now or never
Put a sign on the door
Turn all the lights off
I left sign on the door
I take all your clothes off
There's a sign on the door
That says "Do not disturb"
"Do not disturb" ". Everyone claps as she finished, " that was good, itachi? "

She hands the raven the water bottle, he thinks of a song quick. " I'm a whore
And I'm feeling
Sorry for myself
In your arms I am drowning
Like the child I was
I need more
Can you help me?
Feed my soul, come and kill me
It's calling, calling, calling, calling me! " Everyone claps as he finishes too.

" Okay it's settled the uchiha the lead singer ", " hold up I think konan should be the lead vocalist. She has a nice smooth voice, I could be backup for my voice a bit deeper. And it matches out eventually, and there's bearly any female lead singer in the rock industry, so that itself will most likely get us noticed faster ". " The fuck up uchiha!! ", " Itachi has a point hidan " said a male with red hair that was short.

" Fine the bitch the singer, and the uchiha the backup singer. Then the blonde the hoe ". " What hn?!, Why do I got to be a hoe yeah!!! " Said the said boy.

" Because we need someone to, and when someone says why do we choose them instead of the other people. The person would say, the fucken blonde just gave me some bomb ass head. So get to work blonde ". " Wait who's going to be our manager? " Said a man who looked like a shark.

" Simple it should be kakuzu, for A he already handles our income, and keeps it balance. And B I doubt he would want to play a instrument or be on stage " the raven said. " The fuck up uchiha!! " Said the silver head man.

" No hidan itachi has a point, what about it kakuzu? " Said the orange hair man. " As long as this makes us money, I'll do it. I'll get to calling some local bars or stuff " the said man said and walks away.

" But for sure I call drums " said the silver head man. " Yeah " everyone said as they nod and agree. "  if it helps I learned to play piano when I was young " said the scared man.

' perfect obito will be in charge of piano and keyboard. Now we'll worry about sound, I think zetzu could handle that " said the raven. " Shut up uch-!! ", " Shh hidan he's making sense. Zetzu? " Said the woman.

" Yes I should give it a try, but no guarantee I'll master it " said the man. " Now we'll worry about bass, nagato you think you'll be able to learn bass? " Said the raven.

" Bass?, That doesn't sound too hard I should be able to manage " said the red head. " Perfect, now guitar. Some bands have two people playing guitar. Yahiko, sasori can you learn guitar? ".

" Dosen't sound to different to me ' said the orange hair man. " Guitar?, Very well but I'll only play acoustic ". " Okay that's good, that Leaves Kisame and deidara. You guys can learn stuff like violin, cello, and stuff like that. So when we want to do Oprah kind of stuff, you guys come in ".

" Sounds about right to me " said the shark man, ' fuck it hn " said the blonde. " Okay everyone has there part " said the raven.

" Okay so I called a couple places, and I got a place that wants you by nine " said the old man. " What?!, But we don't even know how to play fucken instruments yet!! " Yelled the silvernette.

" I'm not calling to reschedule, it's either now or never. So take it!! " Yelled back the old man. " Well I know how to play piano, my old middle School teacher and his wife taught me " said the scared man.

" Fuck it obito, itachi, and konan would be the only one on stage. The rest of us will try to learn to play instruments. Come on let's head to work! " Yelled the orange hair boy.

" Right! " Yelled everyone, and got to work on there little project. But soon will that will project make all eleven very know.

I hope you like the first chapter, I'm going to have fun with this story. Okay so the lyrics of songs deidara used were heroin by badflower, acquainted by the weeknd, Monsters~ timeflies, and uh oh by muddle of Mudd. The piece of song Konan sang was do not disturb by halestorm idk if that's how you spell it, and itachi's was sickness by grey daze. I will not own any rights of any of the songs, I will always credit the owner of the song. I do not own anything but the story, that's all I have to say. I'm out of here author-chan out, bye!
~ pikatachi 🤗

01/20/2020

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