Acee-- Aka birthday gift: electric boogaloo

Hola ninona bitch. Guess what, happy birthday <3
I knew you'd probably cry over most of what I have written for this soooo I just compiled some of the first days except i only put the cute happy ones bc i dont wanna make you cry. well besides from happiness. 

the gift was either this or a really gay but emotional scene between Sunny and Tracks but i was kinda lazy so i decided on this. dont worry ill still write the gay scene someday

 of these days i'll actually number these properly. today is not one of these days so. X's it is. enjoy anyways lmaoo

Day: 1 (found the notebook, Bee's 6th day on Earth)

Hello! I found this under some um. wait let me ask my mom.

Bushes! I found this under some bushes and there were some things to write with too. So i will write here now!

My name is Bumblebee, my mom is Barricade and my dad is Steve. Im from the planet CYBERTRON and Im whole 4 solars! Thats my whole hand! Without one digit. But almost my whole hand!

Were also on the run from the bad guys now because there was one really ugly loud one who tried to take me! but then mr screen shower up and he saved me and then mom beat up the ugly one. and we ran ran ran away! Next maybe some stuff about me.

I like bees. i really like bees! my mom even made me two toys. he cret crocheted them himself on his own! one bee and bumblebee, like me!

(next to the worst are two crudely drawn insects, both with smiley faces)

Their names are Buzz and Bombel. I love them!

I have three friends. theyre siblings! triplets. i met them a couple days ago and they were really nice. the blue one was named Smokescreen and I liked him the most. he was really nice. i gave him one of moms mini-dads to play with! and we all played a lot. i wanna see them again someday.

oop. dad is calling! i think were going back to sleep somewhere. i wonder where well sleep tonight, for the last couple days weve slept in a new place every night!

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Day: 4

Dad was kinda tired today, mom was a little worried but it's fine now, I think.

I had chikin nuggets today! They were very very good. There were some other ones that i didnt like, they felt like fire and dirt in my mouth but then mom went and got me more of the good nuggies! I liked them a lot lot lot. Many lots

dad also got something, but he didnt like it. then we went to another shop with some numbers on the front, 7 and 11, and mom and dad got some colorful cans. Dad liked that one more! 

dad was really really reaaaaally tired today. i dont like it. but we also went to the park! i liked it there. i always write where my parents dont see because i wanna learn writing on my own. and surprise them! writing is so much harder than talking. 

not that i even really talk. but its almost the same!

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Day: 7

dad is feeling so much better! im so happy. i feel really really really happy but i dunno how to write it well. happy happy happy happy happy. big happy! that is still not enough but i dont know bigger words for happy than happy

and im so so so happy.

i wanna go around jumping and also go and hug him really tight and not let go. is that okay? i dunno. i just really really like it when hes okay

i want him to be okay.

i. i love my parents.

wow. is that weird? i dunno. we just know each other for a week and some more. but i really love them. i want them to be my parents forever.

i love how mom always makes us stuff and takes care of us even when he tries to pretend he doesnt care. and i love how dad is always worried and warm and big and his hugs are the best.

an. an i love my parent really really much.

(under the words is another drawing, this time of three stick figures holding hands, the middle one the smallest and colored in yellow, the biggest on its right with red eyes and short hair, and the slightly smaller on the right with long hair and pink eyes. each figure is labeled, first as 'DAD', smallest 'ME' and the last 'MOM', with little arrows pointing to the corresponding person)
(all the figures are smiling and there's little blue* hearts all around them all)

and i think they love me too.

(there's a line of space in-between both parts, but the following words on the bottom are all written in shaky caps, still in one day. most likely some time has passed between the emotional first part and then words under. and these words are-)I JUST MET THE ONE WHO IS ALSO CALLED BUMBLEBEE AND WHY IS HE SO UGLY. HES SO LIGHT AND THE YELLOW IS UGLY AND HIS FACE LOOKS WEIRD.

I DONT WANNA GROW UP AND BE LIKE HIM HE LOOKS SO UGLYYYY. 

And also mom hates him and I dont wanna mom to hate me. but honestly no wonder id hate that ugly guy too. 

that was kinda mean. 

but mom laughed a lot at first when i said he was ugly so it was worth it!  happy mom is best mom. even if dad didnt seem all that happy when mom laughed

PS (i learned that today its for like. when you forget to put something in a letter . even tho this isnt a letter its still written!) 

IM GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH SMOKEY THE TRIPLETS TONIGHT! HOW COOL IS THAT! 

I REALLY LIKE SMOKEY <̶̘͔̒͘̚͜3̸̨͎̦͑̎̐͝   :D

(next to Smokey's name were some scribbles before the smiley face, most likely something Bee wrote first and then crossed out. if you squint and look hard enough, you can maaaaybe make out the smallest outline of a heart in there)

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Day: X-1 & X (day after Steve fucking died)

I didnt write yesterday. Im a little sad because now i dont remember some stuff but for some reason. I think its better that I dont.

I remember some of it!  I dont really remember the morning. First I remember is Sun. He was holding my hands like mom sometimes does. nicely and de dal  DELICATE. Like im important. 

It was really nice. i think i like it that its the first thing i remember.

then i drank energon and mom hugged me tightly. and then he ran out! i remember i got a little scared but then Smokey took my hand and we went to play instead. i like it when Smokey holds my hand

and we played and played and played. and then mom came back and went out again. and was gone for some time. and then came back again and he saved dad! apparently he went to the bad guys lair to get some super special ultra codes for dad to get better. 

and he did! mom is so awesome.

and even then mom still went to me first and hugged me and tucked me in his blanket. i completely forgot about the blanket but when i saw it i remembered stuff about it! 

i remembered on my own! it felt so awesome. i love my mom a lot

i saw dad a while later and then we went to sleep. and thats it for yesterday!

(there's a little bee doodle on the end, and after it a wiggly line separating both days from each other)

so now today for real.

I learned a new word today. TREASURED. Big Sun told it to me!

(next to the first line is a little drawing of two people, visibly better than the stick figures before, clearly depicting Bee himself and Sun standing together, with Sun saying 'TREASURED' in a comic-styled speech bubble)
(then under it is a surprisingly detailed diagram on how to sign the word in cybertronian sign language, drawn step by step with little notes in cybertronian around. the kid has a surprising talent for drawing hands, even when his full-body drawings still look clearly like a child's)

It means that you love someone, adore them and are grateful theyre here with you.

I really treasure my parents.

dad seemed really happy when i signed it too. he hugged me and looked like he would cry. i dont like it when dad cries but i think those were happy tears!

then uncle Miata woke upa nd i finally asked him is hes like dad and mom with big Side. he seemed confused

hes definitely like that. just still in his stupid era. they both are. like my parents were.

i wonder if a baby will fall out of the sky like i did and make them get together. thats how those things work, right?

(next to that is a little drawing of two figures and then a baby descending from the skies, with a couple question marks around them)

I think it will. 

Day: X+9

IT JUST HAPPENED I FUCKING CALLED IT! A new sparkling arrived and uncle Miata and big Side found him!

Oh no Im not supposed to say that. Dont tell my parents i used a bad word! 

(next to that is a drawing of a very distressed little face)

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YO YO YO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY AND ALSO PLEASE WRITE YOUR OWN FANFICTION :fire:

* - blue hearts. my hc for Cybertronians is that blue is for them like our red. the color of love. energon is blue. the sparks are blue. most optics are blue. 

Also yes, in case you didn't notice. Bee's drawings and literate skills got better because between day 7 and day X like fucking 2 months passed. Baby's learning and getting better! Be proud of him

also little baby gay has his first gay awakening while writing about the blue boy in day 7. and it just keeps getting gayer with those two. them <3