Vanoss pov

I've told Tyler to stop taking delirious out to drink, millions of times. He likes to play games with me, he knows how flirty delirious is when his drunk but it's all a game to him. It entertains his punk ass. He calls it "seek the waisted clown", no one finds that game fun but him because I beat some senses into their heads.

Tyler let's delirious wonder around like a fuckin lost dog and wait till we find him. I've told him plenty of times to stop this because his gonna get delirious killed and he just answers with, "He'll be fiiiiine~"

The rest think I'm exaggerating but I think there stupid, they don't know the danger they put him in. I care about that asshole, I care too much for my liking and I might have a crush on him but that doesn't matter to delirious, delirious will just shrug it off and continue to do his shit.

"Evan, you're phone is ringing~" Tyler said. I ran towards the kitchen table and I answered it without bothering to see who it was. "Hey evan, what's up?" Ohm said. I stay quiet and sigh, might as well tell'em.

"Delirious is drunk again....come help?" I asked in hopes he would say yes. "He's drunk?" Ohm asked. "Yes-"

"Cartoonz is gonna be so mad-"

"I know ohm! You don't have to fuckin tell me. Not only is he gonna be mad, delirious is gonna give me a heart attack if something happens to him"

"Relax, I'm on my way"

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The door bell dings and I dash my way towards the door. I heard tyler's laugh and I growl at him. I swing it open and found ohm standing next to a familiar tall man.

"Ohm, spoon....hi!" I said as I stare at the giant on the door step that was standing next to ohm.

"Hey evan, I bumped into spoon over here and he has some information about the lost man-"

Before ohm could finish I grave a fist full of spoons black shirt and brought him to my level which wasn't that far from me.

"Tell me" I snapped.

"Jesus evan, haven't you heard of personal space?" Tyler joked. Spoon laughs it off awkwardly and ohm chuckles. I let go of spoon and turn my head to the side and glare at the smirking man 5 feet away from me.

"I should be sending you out to search for delirious-"

"Yea, but what's the fun in that if I can't see you freak out?"

"You mother fucker-"

"I saw delirious....wearing- well not wearing he was wearing almost nothing-"

"WHAT?!" I screamed. "Evan!" Ohm said as he tried to shush me. I heard tyler's wheezing come from behind me and my blood boils with anger.

"Yea, I was about to ask him what was he doing but a black truck kinda picked him up...." spoons voice becomes a whisper towards the end as he started at me.

Tyler's laugh rings around the apartment and I walk towards him and I push him to the closes wall and pin him there.

"Look what you- his gonna get rapped!" I growl. Tyler's laughs stops and he pushes me off. "He'll be fine. If he was truly in love with you he wouldn't go around fuckin people-"

"His DRUNK!"

"Guys can we not get into a fight? I don't want to go to jail" spoon says. "Let's go look for him" Ohm says. I nod and grave a fist full of tyler's hair. He hisses and glared at me. "Your coming with us this time"

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In the car driving around Los Santos to find delirious and my phone rings again. I quickly answer it and I heard some loud music and cheering.

"Delirious?" Ohm asked. My Brian clicks and I gasped. "Are you at the strip club?" I asked in hopes he would say something to me. "Are you at the strip club?" I asked again.

"Sounds like he is-" Ohm was caught off by delirious giggling sounds. "Nooooo....."

"Delirious" Ohm said in a disappointing tone.

"Delirious, stay where you are we're picking you up" i said and I heard whistles come from the line. I grip the staring wheel and I take a sharp turn to my left, no fucks giving if a cop saw me. The three man screamed for there life as they grip anything they can.

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"Where you at?" I asked thru the phone but the line stops. He hanged up. I growled and shoved my phone in my pocket. "Delirious?" Ohm called out. "Where is he?" Tyler asked with an annoyed look in his face. "Oh...." spoons whispered. Tyler looked at spoon and then up at the stage. His face goes red and his mouth hangs low.

I turn my head towards that direction and I swear I almost exploded. "What the hell are you doing?" I whispered. "Ooooh shit!" Spoon said as he walked towards the horney crowd. That was surrounding delirious.

"Give me a dollar man, I'm not doing this for free~" Delirious purred. Tyler laughs and I stomped my way thru the crowd. Tyler, spoon and ohm following behind me. I was at the limit of trespassing and I look at delirious. Dollars everywhere in the stage and on his black chocker, including his cheetah boxers.

"Damn, your one lucky man evan...I'll give you that~" Tyler said as he licks his lips. "Mother fucker!" I growled and elbowed him in the stomach. He bends over and covers the spot I just hit and my eyes glue themselves towards the model infront of me.

I saw a hand go up and I see a one hundred dollar bill go flying. I follow that arm and saw a guy that was completely wasted and just wanted to get his dick wet winking at delirious.

I saw delirious walking towards the man and the man lowered his hand and touches delirious sides.

"Wow, his ballsy" spoon spoke. I felt two things poke my ass and my lower back. I freeze as I see who just got the biggest of boners behind me. Ohm and Tyler.

I growl and I punched both Tyler and ohm in the stomach making them groan.

"I'll pay 500 if I get to see your pretty legs wrap themselves on the pole" a man said. I saw delirious skip his way towards the pole and wrap one leg around it. He let's himself fall and he wraps his body on the silver object. I heard grunts and I feel myself explode of Jealousy.

"You gotta be kidding me, you gotta be kidding me, you gotta be kidding me- how do I get up there?" I run back an tried to get on the stage. "Can you do any more tricks?" I heard ohm's voice. I close my hands into a tight fist and I heard delirious hum. "Hmmmm, how about this one!"

I looked back and I see delirious arch his back all the way down and into the floor. I feel my pants get a little tight and I bit my lip. "Ooooh" Ohm said surprised. "God damn" spoon and Tyler said.

"Hey!" I yelled. Delirious turns around and sees me. "Hey!" He calls back. "Snap out of it!" I growled. "It's my shift not yours" he teased. "Snap.....out of it" I said with a little pause as I shift my now hard member into another direction inside my pants.

"I think i want you to take me home" Delirious said. He walks his way towards me and the man glare at me. He lowered himself into me and passionately kisses me, tounge and everything.

I melt into the kiss and scoop him into my arms.

He pulls away slowly while panting and he snaps his fingers. "Someone please collect my money....I'm leaving" Delirious said lustfully.

Spoon quickly jumps over the bars and tries to take as much as money as he could making me laugh.

Delirious moans and I stopped moving. My face fully flushed as he gives me does bedroom eyes.

I got the signal he gave me as he wiggles his hips into me making me walk directly into the car.

"Hey! Don't you dare fuck in my car!" Tyler growls and warns me. I looked at him and rolled my eyes, completely ignoring his words.

"Please!" Delirious begs. A smirk plays on my lips and I wink at him. "You weren't drunk to begin with~" I said. "H-how-"

"Your lips don't have the taste of alcohol at all" I said.

"You caught me~" Delirious purred.

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A/n meh, I don't know. Comment, vote and I'll talk to y'all later.