(Princibaldi implied here... even though I don't really ship them as much anymore. I only consider them being close. I would much prefer their relationship to be almost undefined. To me, that seems a lot more unique and interesting. 😁)

What if Baldi's Basics slightly altered themselves into the Barbie Girl song? That would definitely be something, wouldn't it? That's exactly what I'm going to attempt to do here.

Welp, here goes nothing...

This is the original song I am talking about. Their song may ruin your childhood of Barbie. Lol. But they are the original. You can listen to it if you want. Now, let me alter their lyrics to Baldi's Basics material.(Is this my life still? Oof. I kind of have gotten back into Baldi's Basics, but I'm only going to be making new and better stories of BBIEAL on Archive Of Our Own. So, I will only edit this BBIEAL book once in a while.)

Funnily enough, Principal's name secretly being Kennith makes the song so much better! Just wanted to add on that little fun fact before proceeding to the lyrics.

Hi, Baldi

Hi, Ken!

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Sure, Ken!

Jump in...

I'm a Baldi girl in the Baldi world
Life in plastic, it's fantaastiiic!
You can brush my (single) hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your edutainment

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

I'm a Baldi girl in the Baldi world
Life in plastic, it's fantaastiiic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your edutainment

I'm a bald, math teacher girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

You're my doll, rock'n'roll in the halls, feel the glamour in green,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...

You can touch, you can think (pad), if you say, "I'm always yours."

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I'm a Baldi girl in the Baldi world
Life in plastic, it's fantaastiiic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your edutainment

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Make me slap, make me math, do whatever you please
I can act like a ruler, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, bald friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around in the halls, let's go party

You can touch, you can think, if you say, "I'm always yours."
You can touch, you can think, if you say, "I'm always yours."

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I'm a Baldi girl in the Baldi world
Life in plastic, it's fantaastiiic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your edutainment

I'm a Baldi girl in the Baldi world
Life in plastic, it's fantaastiiic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your edutainment

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Come on, Baldi, let's go party!

(ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on, Baldi, let's go-!

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well, Baldi, we're just getting started

Oh, I love you, Ken!