MORIARTY POV.

ok who ships jawnlock
i need a head count
its rlly important n all

dr johnny boi:
Ship? Johnlock? What is that??

inspector lestrudel:
meh i ship sherlolly a bit

gET OuT nOW

{ JIM MORTUARY HAS REMOVED INSPECTOR LESTRUDEL FROM THE CONVERSATION }

pretty scientist lady:
whts wrong with sherlolly tho

lestrudel's poptart:
You're just saying that because you're Molly and you like him.

gay sociopath:
Oh Molly. How tender.

hahaha
tht moment when ur friend tells ur crush n his friends tht u like him
smh

pretty scientist lady:
hey hey don't remove me i still ship johnlock okay

dr johnny boi:
What is johnlock?!?!?!?

lestrudel's poptart:
Why are John and Sherlock here if we're talking about them?

pretty scientist lady:
agreed

k bye johnny n sherly

{ JIM MORTUARY HAS REMOVED GAY SOCIOPATH AND DR JOHNNY BOI FROM THE CONVERSATION }

pretty scientist lady:
okay we can continue now

evry1 here ships jawnlock rite
bcuz tht needs 2 b established

pretty scientist lady:
i do

lestrudel's poptart:
I do!

good
prepare ur vessels
a battle of de ships is abt 2 begin
{ read at 3:32pm by pretty scientist lady and 1 other }

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//Charlie
//hope you guys like this !!
//im having way too much fun writing it lmao