Tree: How are you feeling now?

Trixie: A lot better... *smiles* Thanks.

Crowley: *walks into the room* Oop- *walks straight back out again*

Jack: Oop indeed, who might you be?

Crowley: Oh, errrmmm...I'm erm, Ten's big brother. Yeah.

Jack: VeRy PlEasEd To MeEt yOu!
I'm Captain Jack Harkness, by the way. *smiles dazzlingly*

Tree: ((*In Ten's voice* STAWP IT!))

Jack: ((I'm just saying hello!!))

Ten: *screech*

Master: *pins Ten down and sits on him*

Jack: Kinky.

Ten: *tries to sit up to get to Jack to attack him*

Master: Woah...he really doesn't like you

Aziraphale: *walking into all the commotion, eyes brightening*
....Crowley??

Jack: *looking Aziraphale up and down* Well....! *Wolf whistles*

Crowley: Uhhhhhhhh.......

Tree: *glances from Aziraphale to Crowley*

Trixie: *giving Jack a look* Now HANG ON

Aziraphale: Crowley, what are you doing here?! Who are these people?

Crowley: *clears his throat and gestures to everyone one at a time* Jack,
Master,
Tuna,
Tree,
And Ten. He's infected with something, eh, I don't know.

Aziraphale: VeRy nice to meet you all! And oh dear...infected?

Trixie: TuNa??

Crowley: Tuna sounds cute alright? Just go with it.

Aziraphale: *glances down in dismay*

Tree: *stands up and is about to tell Crowley something*

Trixie: My name is Trixie.*pulls Crowley to her height by his collar* And I'm taken. You got that?!

Tree: *plonks back down in awe*

Crowley: I'M NOT TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOU, I HAVE MY EYES ON SOMEONE ELSE ANYWAY!

Aziraphale: *gazes back on him*

Jack: *raising an eyebrow* Oh yeah?

Crowley: *sauntering up to Aziraphale* All I can say is....we've known each other....since the birth of time itself...and-

Master: *knocks Ten out with a spanner and suddenly attracts everyone's attention* ....what?

Aziraphale: You...you were saying?

Crowley: *moving away from him and going red* Never mind, angel...

Jack: An angel, huh?

Crowley: *gives Jack a cold glare*

Aziraphale: I, erm, I'm confused...
Crowley why are you here? I followed you, out of curiosity, and concern of course-

Jack: -maybe it was really me that brought you here, sweet cheeks.

Crowley: *waves his hand quickly and sets Jack on fire*

Jack: *absolutely calm* ...Why am I on fire?

Aziraphale: AHH! CROWLEY NO! *makes the fire disappear*

Jack: Ah thanks, angel. *winks then looks at Crowley for a reaction*

Aziraphale: Oh dear...

Crowley: *groans and tries to change the subject* I'm here because my brother needs help.

Aziraphale: Ah, yes, of course.....how come you never mentioned you had a brother before?

Crowley: Weeellll....didn't think it was necessary...

Jack: *Trying to get Crowley or Aziraphale to confess*
*Elbowing Aziraphale* Hey cutie, I was wondering, d'you wanna go on a date with me at some point?

Aziraphale: *suddenly flustered* I, er, well, I....!

Tree: Jack, I know what you're doing, just stop it.

Jack: *shrugs and smiles smugly*

Crowley: *trying to think of something* LOVE IS A SIN, ANGEL!

Trixie: Says you!

Crowley: Yeah, says me!

Aziraphale: I thought demons...couldn't...love..

Crowley: Well.....erm....they can....just not....all the time...

Aziraphale: *with hope* ...Oh! Really?

Crowley: Er-erm........yeah....

Ten: *after coming round* WILL YOU TWO JUST KISS?!

Aziraphale: *after giving Ten a slight embarrassed but mad glare* *Very happy* Oh! Well that's-that's tip top!! How did I never know?? *pausing* ...but how would you know?

Crowley: *going red* ERM-I ERM--

Master: *knocks Ten out again* ....What?!

Trixie: Master, he literally just woke up.