I have no title deal with it!
Elisabeth: Okay, we have lots of dares! Yay!
Damian: I'm gonna leave
Dick: No! You stay!
Jason: *handcuffs Damian to the staircase railing* There!
Damian: Let me go Todd!
Tim: Can we start before Jason dies?
Ashleigh: Sure.
Elisabeth: First dare is from minimiacooper, I dare Dick to talk in Romanian and insult everyone.
Dick: Okay, Tim. *clears throat* Tu esti un babby plange si plictistior (You're a cry baby and boring)
Tim: Why thank you Dick!
Elisabeth: *snicker* okay then
Dick: I don't wanna do this.
Elisabeth: Then insult Bruce at least.
Dick: Esti tata oribil (You're a horrible Father)
Bruce: Um....thanks?
Damian: Whats next?
Elisabeth: These are from Yannie_Lynn, Jason, I dare you to eat dirt
Jason: Why does she hate me?
Elisabeth: I don't know, maybe you tried to kill her!
Jason: Oh yeah....
Cassandra: *hands Jason a handful of dirt*
Jason: *takes dirt and eats it then coughs a lot* Done!
Elisabeth: Next, Dick, I dare you to kiss you're crush
Dick: What if my crush isn't here?
Ashleigh: kiss the person that looks most like them
Dick: What if the only one who looks close is a dude.
Tim: Then you kiss a dude.
Dick: *kisses Tim* Sorry, you kinda look like a girl and scream like one and act like one.
Tim: *sequels like a girl* Do not!
Dick: *rolls his eyes*
Elisabeth: Tim, when will you get over me?
Tim: When I do
Elisabeth: When will that be?
Tim: Just when I do
Elisabeth: Ugh next, Hey Damian, hows it been going. Just got out of Arkham did you miss me?
Damian: I went to the moon! I'm god of the kitties now! And, yes I missed you. And, Father is an awful Father
Bruce: I am not!
Everyone: *looks at Bruce*
Bruce: Okay maybe I'm not worlds greatest dad, but I'm not horrible.
Elisabeth: These next ones are from RealFlyingGrayson, Jason read it.
On the dare: Jason where one of Cassandra's bikinis that have the bat logo on the butt in front of the whole batfamily and don't tell anyone.
Jason: *sighs and goes to Cassandra's room*
Damian: Where's he going?
Ashleigh: Over the rainbow where do you think?
Jason: I'm back.
Everyone: ..................HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
Cassandra: Where did you get that?!
Jason: From your room duh
Bruce: I worry about you sometimes Jason
Elisabeth: *snaps picture* That's going on the wall of shame
Dick: Next?
Elisabeth: This is from @Ace-J-Quinn, I dare Bruce to tell the Joker that they're best friends, then hug him and tell him him and Harley kissed two times.
Bruce: Fine
~~~~~~~~With the Joker~~~~~~~
Bruce: Joker, we're best friends. *hugs the Joker*
Joker:..........
Bruce: Me and Harley kissed 2 times
Joker: What!?!
~~~~~~At the manor~~~~
Bruce: What's next?
Elisabeth: They're from harmonizerswings, I dare Tim to twerk on Kon
Tim: ................Okay?
Elisabeth: *pushes him out the door*
~~~~~~~~~~With Kon~~~~~~~~~
Tim: Hey Conner
Conner: Hey, What's up?
Tim: *twerks on Kon*
Conner: What are you doing?
Tim: Goodbye! *runs*
~~~~~~~~At the manor~~~~~~~~~
Tim: What's next?
Elisabeth: I dare Damian to slap Bruce and say "You cheated on me how could you?" Then slap him again.
Bruce: What? I was in the other room
Damian: I can't reach his face
Jason: *lifts Damian up*
Bruce: Why is Damian at my face?
Damian: *slaps Bruce* YOU CHEATED ON ME HOW COULD YOU?!?! *slaps him agian*
Bruce: What?
Damian: You can put me down now Todd.
Jason: *drops Damian*
Damian: Ow!
Jason: *shrugs* Should've been more specific.
Elisabeth: NEXT! I dare Jason to hug Dick whenever Dick wants
Jason: No!
Dick: Hug me now Jason!
Jason: *hugs Dick*
Dick: *laughs evilly*
Elisabeth: Next dare is for you though, I dare Dick to ask Wally to be his boyfriend and if he says no, Dick has to ask him to be his friend with benefits.
Dick: Jason's gonna come with me! He can't stop hugging me!
Jason: Help me!
Elisabeth: Just go!
~~~~~~~~~With Wally~~~'
Dick: Hey walls
Wally: Who's that around your waist?
Dick: Jason, my brother. No one special.
Jason: HEY!
Dick: Wanna be my boyfriend?
Jason: NO!
Dick: Not you!
Wally: Um...sure
Dick: Okay! bye! Say bye Jason
Jason: Bye Jason
~~~~~~~at the manor~~~~
Elisabeth: Jason seriously went with you!?
Dick: I told him to say goodbye and he said "bye JAson*
Jason: That's what you asked.
Elisabeth: We have a dare from @Kristen_Drake then I have a dare for you all. I dare Damian to where a pink fluffy dress whenever he goes on patrol and he can't backout
Jason: But we don't have to go on patrol
Elisabeth: Then he can go in Gotham and scream "I'M PRINCESS OF GOTHAM" to everyone he sees.
Damian: Where are we gonna get a pink fluffy dress my size?
Dick: Have it!
Ashleigh: Dick's always prepared
Dick: What? Where playing truth or Dare anything could happen.
~~~~~~'in Gotham~~~~~~~~~
Damian: I hate this. *runs up to a Random dude* I'M PRINCESS OF GOTHAM!!!!!!!
Random dude: *slaps him across the face*
~~~~~at the manor~''
Damian: Got slapped twice.
Elisabeth: Also, Kristan says hi to Jason
Jason: Hi Kris!
Elisabeth: Now for my dare! We're gonna play a game! I got this idea from being bored and being on YouTube! And on the comment section of my DC Randomness book.
Jason: Oh no! This won't end well.....
Elisabeth: Don't worry, it's a happy game!
Dick: I love happy games!
Jason: *whispers to Elisabeth* It isn't is it?
Elisabeth: no, you guys need a computer
Everyone: *gets on their laptop*
Elisabeth: I rigged them so it's automatically on the game. Open them!
Everyone: *opens*
Tim: NO!!!
Dick: YOU SAID IT'S GONNA BE HAPPY!!
Elisabeth: I asked some people in my DC Randomness, what would be Damian reaction to playing Five Nights at Freddy's? So I decided to answer my own question! And it's the fourth one!
Jason: YES!!! I'M GREAT AT THIS GAME!!!
Damian: Never heard of it
Dick: I hate you all
Bruce: Why?
Elisabeth: I was bored. Dick, you play first.
Dick: *starts game* I don't like this. I'm in a bedroom!?! And all I have is my ears and a flashlight? Click here to run to the door! What if I don't wanna go to the door!
Jason: He'll never sleep alone again
Elisabeth: I don't live here so I don't care!
Dick: *turns around in the game* AH!!! What was that!? Okay, check this door, I SEE EYES!!
Tim: Close the door!
Dick: *shuts door* If i just wait it out, will I survive? I think that's a bad strategy. Should I open it? I saw something.
Tim: Don't open it!
Dick: *opens door and gets jump scared by Bonnie* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *falls backward* I don't like this game! NO!!!!
Tim: Damian is next!
Damian: This is stupid. 5 days until the party. I don't like parties. Am I in a bedroom?
Tim: Yes, if you hear breathing, close the door okay?
Damian: Don't tell me what to do Drake! If I hear breathing, I'll close the door is I want to!
Jason: Kid, press control to use the flashlight.
Tim: Where is his parents? Do they have a dog or something? Because we have a dog and I know this'll never happen to us.
Damian: Was that you breathing Todd?
Jason: Yeah it was me.
Damian: Stop breathing!
Jason: I'll try to help it.
Damian: What is those radio waves?
Tim: I shoot, I saw eyes.
Damian: How long do I need to last?
Jason: Until 5, it's 3. You lasted longer than Dick.
Damian: I hear breathing!
Jason: Hold the door shut!
Damian: I don't hear it anymore, I'm gonna open it. *opens the door and dies* AH!
Tim: He reacted better then Dick who I think is now dead.
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