Short and weird.

All of the batfamily were gathered in the batcave. All of them sat in silence, everyone was busy. Bruce was doing some research, Dick was checking himself out in the mirror, Jason was cleaning his guns, Tim was drinking a cup of coffee, Damian was talking to his dog Titus and Alfred was serving tea.

"You know, I'm pretty good fighter and somewhat of a genius", Dick said. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at Dick. They all know that he's a great fighter and a genius, even though no one will admit it. So what was the point of pointing it out?

"Which you would know if you could take your eyes off my ass for once" Dick continued.

"I would very much appreciate it if you stopped being so jealous, I can't help that I was born like this".

Everyone stared at Dick for a few minutes until Bruce sighed and continued his research. Tim took a sip from his coffee then went to his bedroom. Damian glared at Dick and muttered an 'imbecile'. Alfred just shook his head. Jason continued cleaning his guns while looking at Dick's butt.

You know, he does have a nice ass.

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So lately I've been busy, I have been going to the gym*my legs hurt*, doing community service*that's what the school calls it, yesterday was the last day* for school. Also my sleep is a mess.

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