Bruce: my house, my rules

Jason: my knife, your life

Dick: oh oh

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Damian: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME???!!!!

(Y/n): well because I wanted us to fail......OBVIOUSLY I DIDNT KNOW

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(Y/n): Dick, I know you ate my Chinese food

Dick: I did not! How would you know?

(Y/n): Yes you did! Because I had 6 pieces of Honey Chicken, 2 egg rolls, and 5,286 grains of rice!

Dick: confused and scared with sweat Who the heck counts the rice???

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Bruce: whoever decided to put their hands on my kid(s) please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs

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Tim: do you ever get the feeling that there are bugs on you, when there are no bugs on you? they're the ghosts of the bugs you killed

(Y/n): starts to tear up and runs out

Damian: glares

Dick: seriously?!

Jason: darn right it is, but you don't tell her that

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Jason: sees someone bullying (Y/n) walks up to them That's my sister and she's no *bleep* but I am proceeds to knock them out in one punch

(Y/n): five at the time You can all *bleep bleep*

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Dick: playfully making fun of Jason How's the girlfriend?

Jason: I don't have a girlfriend??

Dick: I know I'm just reminding you

Jason: whispers I really don't want to do this but he gave me no choice normal voice How's your mom?

Dick: tears up

Damian: Todd, you do realize that you three don't have mothers and mine is an awful hybrid of a murdering psychopath and an apathetic sociopath with a dabble of many bad words?

Tim: sips coffee 

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7 yr old (Y/n): miss?

Random: what?

(Y/n): he has a girlfriend

Random: I don't see her

Selina: turn around

Random: turns around

Selina: now you see her

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Jason: we fight so much even our family doesn't want us around

Damian: Father is not a friend, I only tolerate Grayson, no one likes Drake, and (L/n)'s basically a pet

(Y/n): oblivious to fight but barks anyway ARF

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