Jason: Hello baby!

Damian: Todd? Are you still flirting with me?!?

Jason: maybe...I thought that last diary entry was cute!

Damian: you read my diary!!!!??? I mean journal!

Jason: I also think it's cute when you talk in your sleep!

Damian: I don't talk in my sleep!

Jason: tell that Alfred!

Damian: which one Todd?

Jason: you're cat.

Damian: oh.

Jason: you dream about me!😚

Damian: I don not! Last night I had a nightmare about you because you were.....I don't want to talk about it....

Jason: rape?

Damian: Yes. But now I'm scared for my safety around you!!!!!

Jason: don't pretend you didn't enjoy it!

Damian: I didn't!!!

Jason: what time is it?

Damian: 3:00pm

Jason: why is your cat bathing himself on your bed?

Damian: YOU'RE IN MY ROOM!?!?!

Jason: you'll never guess where. You're looking around in your bed right now.

Damian: I WILL CALL THE COPS ON YOU!!!!

Jason: bars can't hold me!!

Damian: why'd Grandfather have to revive you?

Jason: I don't know. But I do known you're about to call for your Father.

Damian: GET THE **** OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!

Jason: no. You look so frightened! It's so adorable!

Damian: TODD!!!!!!

Jason: do you see me now?

Damian: oh god