1. Dick and Wally

Wally: dude, you were so drunk last night!

Dick: was not!

Wally: you were cutting open all my pineapples screaming "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"

Dick: holy shit I was drunk

2. Clark and Bruce

Bruce: what are you talking about, I wasn't that drunk!

Clark: you almost got in a fist fight with Barry

Bruce: really? Why?

Clark: I guess something about him being team "Jacob"

Bruce: lol, I haven't even read "Twilight "

Clark: you showed us your copies

Bruce: crap! 

3. Dick and Jason

Jason: I wasn't even that drunk

Dick: you took out a kitchen knife and made Damian throw fruit at you and you were yelling "I am fruit ninja!"

Jason: was I any good?

Dick: hell yeah

4. Jason to Roy

Jason: I wasn't even that drunk

Roy: then why did you grab that lady's baby, take it into a liquor store and try to trade it for a six pack?

Jason: .......

5. Tim to Conner (think that's how it's spelled)

Tim: lol, was I that drunk?

Conner: well you dug up Alfred's garden and because and I quote "f*** FarmVille"

6. Damian to Mari

Damian: I wasn't THAT drunk!

Mari: you threw my parakeet at my piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!"

7. Dick to Tim

Tim: you were SO wasted last night dude

Dick: no I wasn't 😡

Tim: dude, you knocked over a kid with round glasses

Dick: ..........so?

Tim: You climbed a tree and yelled "SCREW YOU HARRY POTTER I'M THE CHOSEN ONE NOW!!!!"

Dick: .........