A/N: so, I guess I'm taking requests now! XD so, this is from harmonizerswings ! BTW, this'll be Birdflash. Don't hate!!!!

Dick: Waaaaaally!!!!!

Wally: what?

Dick: hi

Wally: you just texted me to say hi?

Dick: yeah

Wally: you know I'm right next to you right?

Dick: yes, but there's people

Wally: so?

Dick: I don't like talking about our "relationship" in front of people

Wally: since when?!

Dick: since today

Wally: 😑 just TALK to me!

Dick: there is nothing to just TALK about!

Wally: we can talk about that party last night

Dick: hehe. That was fun!

Wally: lol, yeah.

Dick: seriously though, I don't remember half of it

Wally: you slapped Roy across the face

Dick: Roy was there?

Wally: yes! We brought him there!! You slapped him and asked if he's seen your run away unicorn. Then, you grabbed me and screamed "THE WORLD IS ENDING WE'RE SCREWED!!!!!"

Dick: where was this?

Wally: Roy's place.

Dick: let me get this straight, I was drunk at the party at Roy's?

Wally: in an nutshell, yes

Dick: what did you do about this?

Wally: hole you back when you accused a little boy of stealing you're unicorn.

Dick: you're such a great boyfriend

Wally: I know