A/N: I'm gonna do this while Dick to Robin at the Titans and he finds out Jason is alive!

Jason: Um...yeah

Dick: Jason? Wait, no. Who is this? Why are you texting from my little brother's phone!?!

Jason: Dick, it's me. It's Jason.

Dick: Jason? You're alive!?

Jason: Yeah, please don't freak out!

Dick:.....................

Jason: Dick?

Dick: YOU'RE ALIVE I'M SO HAPPY!!!!! MY LITTLE BROTHER IS ALIVE!!!! I'M COMING HOME RIGHT NOW!!!! IS IT REALLY YOU!!!????

Jason: Stop freaking out Dickhead!

Dick: I'm guessing it's you......What have you been up too?!

Jason: I've been this villain called Red Hood.

Dick: I've heard of him! Sounds like a villain that I fight sometimes name Red X

Jason: Is he a good fighter?

Dick: He beats me up and pushes me around when I'm most likely older than him! 

Jason: Do you like him?

Dick: God no! He's MEAN!!!!!! He's a bully!!

Jason: I see......

Dick: Overall though, he's a great fighter. Same techniques I use. That also reminds me, HE STOLE THAT SUIT FROM ME!!!!

Jason: Maybe he thought it was stylish. 

Dick: NOT THE POINT JASON!!!!

Jason: Whatever. 

Dick: I think he had the same teachings I did, wait......... BRUCE IS RED X!!!!!!!

Jason: What?

Dick: It makes so much sense!! He has the same fighting skills I do! And he knows exactly how to take me down but sometimes he goes easy on me! He must be testing me!

Jason: I've heard of Red X man, he's like 15

Dick: Then........BRUCE WAYNE IS SLADE!!!!!

Jason: .......

Dick: I love ya Jay Jay

Jason: I love you to dicky