Damian: Father, I'm hungry.

Bruce: Why is that important?

Damian: Pennyworth is in England. Make me lunch!

Bruce: No!

Damian:😢

Bruce: suck it up

Damian:🤗😒😑😜😅😆😇🤑😙😋🤑🤗😘🤗😑😤😰😟😰😫👅🤘🏻💁🏻👰🏾👩‍👩‍👧‍👦💏👖👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💄👘💄👩‍👩‍👦‍👦

Bruce: what?

Damian: I LIKE CHEESE

Bruce: cheese?

Damian: I LIKE CAKE!!!!

Bruce: so?

Damian: U LIKE CHEESECAKE !!!

Bruce: no I don't

Damian: Y U NO LIKE CHEESEBURGERS?!?

Bruce: I said cheesecake Damian

Damian: SCREW GRAYSON!!!! I DO WHAT EVER THE F**** I WANT!!!

Bruce: where are you getting all this from?

Damian: sorry, that last one was for Todd

Bruce: ...........

Damian: I SAID I DO WHAT EVER THE F**** I WANT!!! NOW I'M GONNA GO TAKE THE BATMOBILE TO A PARTY AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!

Damian: IGNORE THAT!!!! THAT WAS FOR Todd!!!!

Bruce: YOU'RE GOING TO A PARTY AND TAKING THE BATMOBILE AND DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!?! DAMIAN TOMAS WAYNE GET YOUR BUTT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Damian: yeah Bruce this is Dick. Damian is busy pushing me out of the way so he can go to a party

Bruce: TELL HIM I SAID NO!!!!!

Damian: too late,

--------------2 hours later-------------
Damian: this is still Dick, Damian got in a crash

Bruce: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! IS HE OKAY?!?!

Damian: it's okay Bruce he isn't hurt

Bruce: NOT HIM THE BATMOBILE

Damian: .......................