Shieldy: Controlly, excuse my potty mouth!

Shieldy: Shut the FUCK up!

Literally everyone: OHHHHHHH-

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Prince Emerald: Hey Mailman, what you do got?

Mailman: Just this letter!

Prince Emerald: Dahhhhh-

Mailman: Ahhhh-

Princess Diamond's letter: Prince Emerald, I don't love you anymore-

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Party Hat hiding from a serial killer:

Killer: ....red robin.

Party Hat: Yum! *sudden realization* OH NO! OH NO-

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Popsicley: Don't tell your mother (Slurpy)!

Shelly: Befriend one another!

Popsicley: dIE FOR EACH OTHER-

Shelly:*concern*

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Pizza:*jamming on a trombone*

Shieldy:*slamming the oven*

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Shieldy (and Popsicley) in The Way the River Flows: It's a mental breakdown- *kazoo noises*

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Pinecone: People are constantly asking me; what's it like to be a sex sym- *trips*

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Shelly:*singing while Boat is recording*

Chocolatey:*offers her hair curler*

Shelly: -now there's another- *grabs hair curler* aAA-

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Rook:*blows a kiss*

Scissors: :)

Scissors:*proceeds to blend kiss while Rook looks on in horror*

(Probably works better with Prince Emerald and Princess Diamond but oh well)

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Baguette: This kid's definitely on crack right now.

Shieldy, taking it a bit too far with the whole deflecting thing: *gets hit with a basketball* YA! *gets hit again* YAAAAA-

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Present: Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew-

(Badgey is concerned)

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(Sorry about the age-restriction thing)

Shelly: Can I get a waffle?

*Popsicley and Slurpy are fighting in the background*

Shelly: Can I please get a waffle?

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Party Hat: Look at the buns on that guy!

*Hot Dog is "dead" on the ground*

Pizza: This is the comedy police; the joke's too funny!

Party Hat: i'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-

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Chocolatey: yaaAAS! YAS! YAS!

Chocolatey: I got two free tacos!

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Party Hat: ...WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!! *laughs*

Pizza: What the fuck, man?

Hot Dog:*also gets up*

Party Hat: oH-

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Winter Race AU be like:

Shieldy: That one friend that's always cold:

Shelly: I'm cold.

Shieldy: You're always cold! But I'll be damned if you're not my friend.

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Scissors: I don't need friends, they disappoint me.

Scissors:

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Pizza (if he could sing): Go suck a dick, suck a dick! Suck a motherfucking dick!

Hot Dog: Suck a dick, suck a huge or small di-

(Rare footage of Pizza and Hot Dog being chaotic- also I'm sorry lmao)

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Controlly: Hi, I'm the host, Controlly. Have you or a loved one suffered a brain implosion?

Controlly: Sucks to be you, I guess.

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The fandom when Anko released the Rook video: gUYS GET OUT OF THE WAY! IT'S THE LORE-

(After the BOTO rewatch stream, this is the fandom when anything happens, really)