Baguette: I keep telling you man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you.

Pinecone: oKAY-

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Party Hat:*laughing as Shieldy pushes Pizza into the lake*

Pizza, waking up: aAHHHHHH-

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Boat: Welcome to Bible Study, we're all children of Jesus-

Boat:*zooms in on Popsicley* Kumbayaaaa, my lord-

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Party Hat:*places a snake on Pinecone's "shoulder"*

Pinecone: aHH-

Pinecone: Yo, what the fuck?

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Hot Dog, posing with Shieldy, Pizza, and Shelly: Everyone say Colorado!

Party Hat, skiing: I'M A GIRAFFE-

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Chocolatey: Hey, check out this Battle Monster card I just got!

Popsicley: Chocolatey, that's not a good idea-

Battle Monster: wHO SUMMONED ME-

Popsicley: aaAA-

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Chocolatey: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like 0 grams of trans fat, and oH mY gOd ChOleStErOl-

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Baguette: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce all over me-

Boat: pFHUHUHU-

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Controlly: I really do love working here, it's just- we all have a lot of laughs.

Also Controlly: Fuck off, Controller, I'm not going to your fucking wedding.

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Hot Dog: There is only one thing worse than a rapist.*tears the paper off* Boom.

Scissors: A child.

Hot Dog: No-

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Slurpy: When will you learn!? When will you learn, tHAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES-

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Party Hat:*presses one of the ducks*

Party Hat:...*presses all of the ducks and runs away*

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Shieldy:*does a cool trick*

Chocolatey: That was legitness!

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Shelly: Hey Pear, you want some?

Pear: This bitch empty! YEET-

(Upon closer inspection this also works EXTREMELY well with Popsicley/Chocolatey lmao)

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Party Hat: I am the sand guardian! Guardian of the sand!

Shieldy: Posiedon quivers before him!

Party Hat, to the ocean: Fuck off!

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Pretty: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Glamour: AWAHAWAHAWAH- LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag!?

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Hot Dog: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind!

Pizza: AAAAAAAAAA-

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-Caretaker AU-

Shieldy: ..dad-dy?

Pizza: ..dO I LOOK LIKE-

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Prince Emerald: This woman is my destiny! She say-

Princess Diamond: Oooh! Shut up!

Princess Diamond: Shut up.

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Party Hat, narrating: Making copies?

Party Hat: Move, I'm gay.

Party Hat, still narrating: In the workplace, being gay just has its perks!