Kali had not been expecting to wake up with a spam of friend requests from different content creators followed by far too many dms on her off day. It had been weird when she saw the messages but after a quick google of the few names and looking at her own ideas for future videos, she realized that each verified person who had requested to follow her was a part of the Dream SMP. People who she was ready to do videos on within the next few months.

As she rolled over in bed and pulled a shirt over her head, not accepting any of the friend requests on Discord yet, she knew who had probably sent them her way. She knew that they could've found her on their own of course but at the same time she wanted to blame someone else. That someone else was obviously Schlatt because she liked to bother him with her problems because he did the same to her.

It rang once and she didn't expect anything else. It was already nearly noon in her time zone so she expected the equally problematic man to be up. As it rang she tied her hair up in a messy bun and his voice greeted her, sounding just as tired as she felt as Kali fell back into her bed.

"Inform me why Tommy Innit is messaging me." Kali asked, her voice a little different from the fact that she had just woken up. She looked up at her ceiling and picked up her phone, starting to look through different apps because she was bored.

"Oh yeah," Schlatt hummed a little as he also laid in his own bed, pausing the YouTube video that he had been watching on his tv. Kali waited for an answer as she moved to Twitter to see that people were still having a field day with the trending fan fiction about her and Dream. She rolled her eyes. "He wanted to do a video with you." He told Kali and a frown appeared on her face because that meant that she had been brought up in conversation.

"You're funny." The girl said deciding that she should probably go get something to drink and eat for breakfast. She didn't want to go out to get something so she had to go and find some kind of editable food to eat in her kitchen.

"Completely serious." Schlatt corrected her and her frown grew a little. She had never watched the kids content but she knew that Schlatt would appear in them every now and then. It was just like the Dream SMP thing, Tommy was a Minecraft YouTuber and streamer. She had no real want to play Minecraft.

"How much can I bully anyone in his videos?" The girl asked as she got up from her bed and she crossed her apartment, slipping through her living room to reach her kitchen. Kali starts to open her cabinets to look for something to eat, knowing that she had been putting off buying groceries for a while.

"Pretty far." Schlatt answered with a shrug.

"I'll think about it." Kali told him as she put him on speaker and placed the phone down on the counter. She climbed up onto one of her counters and started to look through them, a grin appearing on her face as she managed to find a box of Little Bites which had been hidden behind a box of cereal she didn't want to eat at the moment.

"Too late," Schlatt said and Kali sat on the counter and opened the bag which the Little Bites came from. She shot her phone a confused look at what he was saying. "Added him to the call." Which made Kali frown even more, making a grab for her phone as she popped a Little Bite into her mouth.

"You didn't." She said as she unlocked her phone to see that he did actually move the two of them into a call. Kali stared at her phone as she saw that a new icon was ringing in the call which made her frown. "You absolute bastard." Kali said to her best friend who laughed in response, knowing the chaos that he was about to create by throwing her into this world.

"Hello woman who hates Dream!" A loud voice yelled as he entered the call. Kali groaned as she heard his voice and Schlatt continued to cackle at her pain the background. It would have sounded like the two were being a chaotic duo if they had joined the call. This was clearly true as confused sounds came from Tommy a few seconds later.

"I'm going to kill you Johnathan Schlatt." Kali informed Schlatt with a groan, already knowing that this was going to be her life from now on. She took her bag of Little Bites and started to make her way back to her room where her pc was.

"I'd prefer if you didn't." Schlatt said, attempting to sound innocent but completely failing in the process.