Kali sat on a call with JSchlatt, Tommy, Philz, Charlie and some guy named Wilbur. She had heard these names before of course, one of her videos in the future weeks was actually about Wilbur but she hadn't really paid much attention to what his content was yet. She hadn't gotten around to creating the script so she just had his name written down a list for her to eventually make a video of. She also had a frown on her face as she listened to whatever the five boys were telling her to do in order to try and get Minecraft on her pc.

None of them were help except for Phil. Schlatt spent about half of the time either laughing or telling her to do the wrong thing with Charlie going along. Tommy was busy yelling about how the girl had never played Minecraft before and how stupid she was for never playing before while Wilbur was trying to get Tommy to stop yelling. And then there was Phil who was actually walking her through the process of downloading the game and finding her a skin which someone had created for her.

Eventually Kali got the game down on her pc, set her user as BarbieH8r which both her and Schlatt found absolutely hilarious and Tommy started recording. She knew that while she acted as if she wasn't looking forwards to this, now that she had her best friend it would be much more fun. Plus it seemed that everyone in the call was good with cursing.

0:29

"Guys!" Tommy yells and Kali blinks at the sudden burst of energy that came from the already loud child. She remembered that it was part of his online personality and she punched Tommy's character in response. A grin was on her face as she did so and she shifted. The girl was pretty good with the controls of Minecraft already but at the same time, she didn't understand the goal of the game. Phil had said that it was as to kill the ender dragon which had spurred on more questions about what the fuck the ender dragon was. "Today I have Barbie in my video!" The girl said and Kali rolled her eyes, half knowing she was being used for views but she had used them views so she didn't really care. "She's attempting to kill me." He said and punched Kali back which made Kali back up, a frown appearing on her face as she did so.

"Don't worry she threatens that a lot." Schlatt said with a small chuckle as he walked up to Kali's character and she turned her head towards his character. Apparently they were doing a modded video of sorts but Tommy had kept it a secret on what kind it was.

"Very true." Kali nodded, not hiding the fact that she was often threatening offline. She would never actually hurt someone but she had just gotten so used to making the jokes online she had started making them in real life. "It's a personality trait." She explained which made the others laugh a little.

1:32

"Hey Kali," Tommy joined the Discord vc that she and Schlatt had been hanging out in. The two were recording because Tommy wanted all of their point of views for his video because he did it for all their videos. It was funny though because when the duo was together the two basically just insulted each other and also did a lot of cursing. Like a lot of cursing.

"What's up child?" Kali said as she continued to follow after Phil who had moved to another Discord call. They were in the nether and from what she took away from Phil, Wilbur was trying to become a cult leader or something. She was very confused because she didn't know that there were cults in Minecraft and when she asked Schlatt what he meant, she only got laughter in response. 

"I'm not a child." Tommy informed her and Kali used the mod that they were using to set the wither skeletons on fire. The mod they were using was elemental based so each of them had a control over fire or water or whatever. "But at the same time," He continued on with a hum and the girl moved to pick up the stone sword that the wither skeleton had dropped when it died. "What state do you live in?"

"Why?" Kali asked, blinking once at the question before she continued to kill the skeletons. She saw Phil fighting the blazes so they could actually reach the ender dragon but at the same time she was confused. When she tried to attack the blazes with fire it didn't work but Phil, who had the ice and snow element, was doing a lot of damage to them.

"I want to know." The child answered and Kali thought to herself for a minute before she decided to answer. She didn't see any problems with revealing her state, there wasn't too much harm that could come from it.

"Florida." Kali responded and punched another skeleton, setting it on fire before sprinting back. She watched as Schlatt was fit by the on fire wither skeleton who died after two hits from the mob.

"No!" Tommy yelled loudly.

"What?" A confused Kali asked.

"No, no, no, no." Tommy repeated the word which made Kali frown even more.

"I'm so confused." She told him and Schlatt who was still in the call but being silent for once. He seemed to be trying to make his way back to the nether but was repeatedly dying.

"You're a Floridian!" Tommy yelled out the obvious and Kali nodded a little, still confused just as Tommy teleported Schlatt back to where the two were. "Dream is a Floridian!" He said as an explanation which made Kali frown, suddenly realizing why he was freaking out about her living in Florida.

"Schlatt I'm moving to Texas with you." Kali said with absolutely no hesitation which Schlatt laughed at. The girl punched him and the call broke into laughter as John died, making it so he returned to spawn once again.

6:26

"Why are you protecting Schlatt?" Wilbur asked as he approached Kali and Schlatt's characters who were hiding in a strip mine which Phil had created a few minutes before. The girl held her sword in her Minecraft hand, she had managed to find diamonds before Phil and instead of creating something good with them she decided to make a hoe, a shovel and a sword. Schlatt had found Philza's reaction absolutely hilarious.

"He went to take a piss or something." Kali answered with a small shrug as she kept playing on her phone. She had been watching Tik Toks and having a conversation with whoever was going to be editing Tommy's video. So far she had insulted them, had told a few jokes and had asked them if she shoulder murder Schlatt but she had ultimately decided against it. "I was told if I don't let him die then I get forty bucks." She explained to Wilbur even though she had talked to the editor about it already.

"So he's pissing and you get forty dollars?" The British man asked and Kali nodded a little, sitting back in her chair again with trust that Wilbur wouldn't kill his friend. She then grinned as she realized that she could easily turn this on him.

"Wilbur, do you have a piss kink?" Kali asked and for a confused noise from the older man. She grinned in response, happy that he had given her that reaction and that she could keep pushing him.

"No?" Wilbur answered with a confused tone.

"Wilbur has a piss kink Schlatt." Kali called out when she heard her best friend return to his desk and unmute himself on the Discord call. She grinned and knew that her best friend would play along.

"I do not have a piss kink." Wilbur corrected her and the grin on Kali's face grew some more.

"Will, you have a piss kink?" Schlatt asked and Kali internally cheered with the biggest grin on her face as she moved so Schlatt's Minecraft character was out of the corner and could see Wilbur's character.

"Stop saying I have a piss kink!" Will groaned at the two of them, knowing that the duo would not stop because whenever they were together and agreed on something, a mess was sure to follow. In Wilbur's opinion the two were more chaotic then Tommy and Tubbo but even more toxic because they were known for not being able to be canceled no matter what happened.

"Piss kink!" Kali laughed as she punched Wilbur's Minecraft character and she heard Schlatt break into laughter as well as she terrorized the older British man. "Wilbur has a piss kink!"

"I don't!" Wilbur said loudly and causing the duo to laugh even harder at how he was reacting to them teasing him. "I don't even understand how we got to this point!" He said with a groan which made Kali mutter the word again into her mic very quietly but he picked up on it. "I don't have a piss kink!"

"Hey Schlatt," Kali turned her Minecraft character towards Schlatt's, a grin still plastered across her face and she knew that Schlatt had the one that matched hers. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked him and there was a small hum that came from the equally chaotic man.

"Yeah," Schlatt said after a second or so and Kali grinned and hit Wilbur's character again who stood looking at the two of them. "I'm thinking what your thinking." He agreed and Kali tried to stifle her laughter as she turned her attention back to Wilbur.

"Wilbur, we are thinking what you are saying," Kali paused as she looked his Minecraft character up and down, her eyes glimmering with mischief as she did so, staring at her main monitor. "Sounds like something a person with a piss kink would say." She grins and another groan of annoyance comes from Wilbur causing the two to once again break into laughter at his reaction.

"I hate you two." Wilbur informed the duo who didn't stop laughing at his reaction to them messing with him.