Okay hello, I am crawling out from my cave a little, just because it' so much I just can't avoid.

Me: OMGMGMGRMEKJGTEKGETGMRKGMTGKMRFKGRM

Me: So, guys....let's fucking talk shall we

Harry: Uhm, hello?

Me: Harry! My bae! I don't know about youuuuu, but you're feeling 22! Happy birthday!! Love you

Harry: Oh, thank you, random fan who just pops up in our conversation:)

Me: No problem :,)

Liam: It's me again!

Me: Liam! Idk sorry, I don't know any rumors about you lately...you are taking this break very good thank you

Liam: Thanks...I guess?

Zayn: BUY PILLOWTALK ON ITUNES

Me: Not gonna lie, it was good, but idk how to feel about Gigi in your vid, still not over Perrie

Zayn: Your choice gurl

Me: OMG YOU GUYSSS, the history vid! I cried an ocean

Me: Like why the hell would you do that

Me: The Larry hug was there

Me: I screamed

Me: And then at the end you walked in different directions!?!

Me: What the hell!?

Me: !?!?!???!?!!?????????!???

Louis: hi...you still pissed at me ?

Me: HOHOHOHO, you betcha!

Me: I thought it was no baby? And here I see a pic of Freddie Mercury on your chest?

Niall: I made them put that hug in :,,)

Me: Omg Niall, goals

Louis: Hey, Brinai or whatever the fuck her name is, is just a hoe okay ?

Me: Oh you don't say

Louis: she's literally popping out more nudes than babies

Me: Okay Lou, you are forgiven

Harry: I am happy for that, Xx

Me: k...I don't have anything more to say