Liam is typing...
Liam is typing ...
Liam is typing ...

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Liam is typing ...
Liam is typing...
Liam is typing...

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Louis: WHAT !!!! JESUS CHRIST

Niall: I am so excited rn

Harry: either we get a really long sad text or really long angry text

Niall: well God damn Harold now I'm scared

Liam is typing...

Liam: hey guys, miss u 😘

Louis: fucking pardon ??

Harry: huh?

Niall: was that

Liam: was that what?

Niall: did you seriously spend all this time typing a freaking sentence

Niall: that's hilarious

Niall: HAHAHAHHA, I am laughing out loud right now

Harry: Aren't you always?

Niall: so... I get these weird messages daily ... about like ... how the jonas brothers reunited and stuff ... and like ... how one direction should reunite ...

Niall: wow that's crazy right? Like people actually want us back together

Niall: that would be weird wouldn't it ...

Niall: could you imagine?

Niall: COULD YOU???

Liam: yeah I guess?

Louis: sure

Niall: REALLY OMG OKAY CAUSE I GOT THEM ON THE LINE, ANSWER QUICK SHOULD I SAY WE GET BACK TOGETHER??

Louis: Wait halt, let's talk about it

Niall: we are?!!

Harry: is someone with Niall right now? Should I go?

Niall: It's not like it matters that much you know, I was just thinking I wanted to give an answer you know. Because people wonder. PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS. BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE ASKED A BUNCH OF TIMES AND PEOPLE SEEM LIKE THEY'RE JOKING BUT HE ACTUALLY REALLY MEAN IT. HE JUST WANT THIS FUCKING HIATUS TO BE GONE AND SING ABOUT OLIVIA AND DIANA AND GEORGIA AND ALL THE GIRLS EVEN THOUGH HALF OF THE FUCKING BAND IS FUCKING GAY

Louis: he is loosing it guys

Harry: hey Niall! What's your plans during pride this year? Going to do like last year? Sell sex tapes on the dark web?

Niall: well, I guess ... Pride is my favorite month

Louis: yes that's a good boy

Harry: tell us about that Niall

Niall: my ship is still going strong after almost 10 years, and I think that's kinda beautiful:'). I am the captain, I see all the icebergs and I guide us in the right direction. The one direction.

Louis: we do love a stan

Louis: who literally will burst into your home and rip the hair out of your skull :)

Niall: It was for a project okay, I needed it fresh

Liam: All I said was hey?? 

Happy pride y'all🦄 this was weird as heck but hey what canya do