I just want to address something: STOP FUCKING @ PEOPLE ON THE WHOLE BABYGATE SHENANIGAN OKAY, it was a different time and we all know that lil man is real, it was just fun pretending it wasn't.Thank u next.

Sorry, didn't mean to spit on your faces like I'm Mr Groff , hope y'all are having an amazing day okay, just please chile.

Harry: I love babies

Harry: Condragulations ZAYN

Louis: yeah cheers mate, welcome to the club

Liam: so that makes 3/5, Niall what's good? ;)

Niall: huh

Zayn: thank you all so much <3

Zayn: thank you Louis, ily man

Louis: love ya too

Zayn: ...

Louis: ...

Harry: ...

Liam: ...

Niall: ...

Louis kicked Zayn out of the conversation

Louis: So yeah as I was saying, fuck Zayn right, what a trashbag

Liam: aaaaand he's back

Niall added Zayn to the conversation

Zayn: so guys, any fatherly tips for me?

Liam: enjoy every moment

Louis: yeah for real, freddilicious is so big now, where did the time go.

Harry: now we're all waiting on you Niall

Niall: hey! You don't have a baby either

Louis: Niall, a baby can't have a baby

Niall: okay true

Niall: okay ... you all want me to be a dad?

Liam: yeah

Zayn: it's fun

Louis: yep

Niall: okay, I'll impregnate someone

Louis: ew don't talk like that

Niall: I can do the intercourse

Liam: you don't have to Niall

Niall: poundtown bro, totally alpha (if u know this ref, let's get married)

Niall: I'll do it if you guys will record an album with me

Louis: you know what guys, I think 3/5 is just fine

Liam: yeah we don't need more dads in the band, we'll end up as the boys in the backstreet

Niall: oh come on guys!!

Liam: we're just messing with you boah

Harry: yes, of course we want to meet and record an album

Niall: really??? When!!!

Louis left the conversation

Liam left the conversation

Harry left the conversation

Zayn left the conversation

Niall: they got me good

Niall: 🥲