Park Jimin in the street, Daddy under the sheets. 

Christian Park (Grey)  *A/n screaming*

Jung Hoseok in the street, because there's a snakeu under the sheets.

*internal-death-screaming hoseok*

Kim Seokjin in the street, with his frying pan and foods under the sheets.

"FOOD BEFORE DUDE."

Kim Namjoon in the street, because he has torn up your sheets.

*was running away before you could catch him* Act cool... remember it's not your fault. Y/n's not home yet.

Jeon Jungkook in the street, 'Mr. I-Might-Be-A-Baby-To-You-but-I-Will-Make-You-Scream-My-Name-While-My-Tongue-is-between-your-legs' under the sheets.

"I wanna test your vocals baby..." (fuck, what did i just wrote)

Min Suga in the street, probably asleep under the sheets.

"zzzzzzzzz"

Kim Taehyung in the street, your------WTF TAEHYUNG! DID YOU PEE UNDER THE SHEETS???

"sorry"