RM: STOP. CALLING. ME. JIMIN. You still got no jams. If you're not HIM, please leave a message after the beep. *beep*

JN: Hi, this is WorldWideHandsome. If you're not pleasantly looking person, nor Mario, nor BTS' leader, nor Gordon Ramsey, nor anyone who has a business with me, please hang this call. I'm having a beauty rest. *beep*

SG: fuck off. *beep*

JH: *fucking screaming the opening intro of Lion King's Circle of Life* (sample in the video above) - - -also you can hear V doing the second voice for Jhope's screaming*--- *beep*

JM: (V's voice) HIHIHI nnyeong, this is Christian Park (reference to 50 shades), are you his Anastas--- (you can hear Jimin's taking the phone from V). . sorry, this is Park Jimin, please leave a message after the tone. YAH! STOP PLAYING WITH MY PHONE TAEHY--*beep*

V: Hello?-----*long silence that you thought he actually answers but suddenly*---♫ It's BWI. I was wondering if after all these time, you'd like to speak? Please answer...after the beep ♫--- *beep*

JK: At the time you heard this voicemail, a sniper was already pointing at you. Please speak your last message and got shot after you heard the beep. *beep*