JIN CC vs RJ

Jin: Where the hell did my food g-----*screams*

RJ: *stared back looking fluffy*

Jin: WHO ARE YOU!?

RJ: Hi, I'm RJ, short for RapJin, my parents name's initial-combo. I'm an alpacha. You are?

Jin: I'm you, but legendary and the original Jin cartoon character. And ugh~ I'm also an alpacha, MORE beautiful than you.

RJ: *stare*I.....see.....

Jin: Could you please stop staring.... *irritated*

RJ: Ok. *smile soullessly* *still staring without blinking*

Jin: You're scaring me. Anyways, nice meeting you. Ugh.. I think Kookie took my chips again..*left*

RJ: *watched Jin CC left* *opens a bag of chips* AHHHH~ FINALLY~ He left

SUGA CC vs SHOOKY

Suga CC: Are you a stone?

Shooky: *shook*

Suga CC: Oh. A poo---

Shooky: SHUT THE FUCK UP! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A COOKIE!? LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CRUMBLING CRISPY----

Suga CC: You're noisy

Suga CC: *flicked Shooky into a glass of milk where it was standing*

Shooky: *screaming* WHYYYYYY

Suga CC: *left*

JHOPE CC vs MANG

Jhope CC: ARE YOU HOBI!?

Mang: YES! BUT MY NAME IS MANG!

Jhope CC: *J-gasps*

Mang: *M-gasps*

Jhope: YOU'RE A HORSEU!

Mang: YOU'RE A HORSEU TOO!!!!

Jhope: OMG!!!!

Mang: Let's hug!!!!

Jhope: YES~ BUT

Mang: Let's have a dance battle first!

Jhope: You read my mind –

/then Girl Group songs starts to play/

RM CC vs KOYA

RM: I don't understand

Koya: zzzzzz

RM: I don't effing understand why my evolution turned into a koala

Koya: zzzzzz

RM: I mean.....does this thing talk

Koya: zzzzzz

RM: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!

Koya: zzzzzz

RM: I really need to talk to my Human RM. I mean, what did I do wrong, why did he turn THIS duck into a Koala~!!! *left*

JIMIN CC vs Chimmy

Chimmy: *barking at something* HEY CAT! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!! LET'S PLAAAAAAY!!!!

Jimin CC: *hiss* NOOOOOO!!! I'm not playing with you BEACH!!!

Chimmy: Oh no, I'm no female dog. Can't you see--- *unzipping his dress*

Jimin CC: OMG!!! STOP!!!!!! YOU'RE SUCH A PERV!!! *jumps at Chimmy and scratched his face*

Chimmy: T_T WHYYYYYYYYYY~ I'm just gonna show you my birthcertificate~ *pulled out his BC* IT STATES HERE I'M A HE! I was born male!!! NOT A BEACH!!!!! (bitch)

V CC vs TATA:

Tata: HELLOOOOO EARTHLING. I'm Tata.

V CC: OOMG!!!! ARE YOU GOING TO KIDNAP ME AND DO SUCH EXPEERIMEENTS AT ME!!!

V CC: WORST, YOU'RE GONNA INVADE OUR PLANET!!!!!!!!!!

Tata: What are you talking about. I'm good. I'm friendly. I am also a shape shifter. Tata wants friend to Monkey.

V CC: O_O omg. You're good? Really. If you are...then does that means you have powers?

Tata: Yes.

V CC: In that case, can you give me wings? So we can be bestfriends and so we can both fly?

Tata: Ohhhh sure. *gave V wings* But base on my research eartlings monkeys don't fl----

V CC: *screams in excitement* OMG! THANK YOU---here! Take this, I no longer need this.

Tata: What's this?

V CC: A Gucci bag. You might need this to become an earthling too! Did you see my bag? We can have couple bags---let's go!!!!!!

Tata: Wait wha----

Jungkook CC vs Cooky:

Jungkook CC: psh. Is that it? Small. Cute. Helpless. PINK. Bunny?

Jungkook CC: Such a pity,

Cooky: OI WHO YOU CALLING SMOL

Jungkook: Who else? YOU. Duh.

Chooky: OH. REALLY.

/And starting on that moment, Jungkook CC 2k13 knew, he's fucked up/

Chooky: *turned lke a large heavily muscled bunny and grew 10x JK CC's size*

Chooky: LOOK WHO'S SMALL NOW!?

Jungkook: /quickly got his english straight into a british accent in a shocked+ trembling+formal way/Oh, hello there Sir. I'm Jeon Jungkook, how do you do? *faints*