minus 1 background at the media everyone~

Sang by hobi, tae and Kook
To yoonmin

requested by: bts_is_my_lifeu . . hope you like it ♥

huehuehue let's do this song parody Poitato style.

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Jungkook:
Gotta do something to break them up
That fucker think that I am not enough
Ehh Ohh
MinKook is the sailing shit... Yeah

V:
Now you're jealous of the YoonMin
Don't worry coz the chance is going thin
Ehh Ohh
I support that MinKook shit. Yeah

Jhope:
Are you sure?
Is it true?

V:
Ehh Oh Ehh
No, I'm not jealous of the Minkook

Jungkook:
You suuuure??
You're jealous too..?

Jhope:
Yeah... Yeah.. Yeah..
(You no fun..)

Chorus:

V:
Are you happy now Kookie?
We've wished this with Hyung-Hobi.
That YoonMin should stop sailing
They're not the thing..
Oh my.. Oh my god..yeah

Jungkook:
I also want Yoongi..
Not just only my Jiminnie

Jhope:
This shit is so selfish
And so savage

V:
Let's eat halo-halo..

HoseoKook:
What the fuuuuuck?
Tae, just what the fuuuuuck?
We're talking bout the sinking of Yoonmin..

V:
Mianhe...
And Saranghae...
Should I also say Yeongseohe OHHHH

Rap:

Jhope:
Tae why so high? (You're so high)3x
We should be celebrating
Coz you know, the moment that we've been waiting for
Is now finally coming true!
Oh my ga---you're spitting dirty water on my faceu

Jungkook:
Tell me.. what OTP do you ship?
Is it YoonKook, MinKook or Vkook..

Jhope:
I only ship MinHope! So..
Would you now STOP
Let's focus on their break up... up.. up..

V:
It's true....
Shit it's true...
You... You.. and you..

Chorus:

Jungkook:
Don't you know I'm so happy
I can have the two shorties

Jhope:
DONT BE SUCH A SAVAGE HOLE
BOI YOU'RE NOT COOL

V: [soulless]
I'm fine...
Don't mind me...
I'm fine...

Jungkook:
Hey Tae don't you worry..
You still have Mr. Horsey..

Jhope:
Tae could you just hold my shit
Coz there's a child I'm about to beat...to bits

[Rap Part]

V:
Y'all listen I'm about to break it down
It's like a prom-gown without a crown
The reason why Yoongi's hair's brown
Because their ship breaking down
I'm TAETAE BTS' new rapper
Since I cover my favorite song Cypher!

Hoseokook:
We should not let him do the rap part again.

V:
This is kim bwi
Freestylin bitches
Peace out *drops mic*

[LastChorus]

Jhope:
Jimin is only for Hobi!

V:
Please don't leave me my Kookie

Jungkook:
Tae hyung please get off my back
Coz your tralala's poking poking my back

V:
Fine I'm gonna have Jimin..
And you can have your Yoongi..

Jhope:
These maknaes were so unfair
Boi you should share
With me..With me.. With me..

V:
JIMIN-AHHH~

Jungkook:
YOONGI-AHHH~

Jhope:
YOU BASTARDEUS~
GET YOUR ASSEUS
BACK HEREU..

Yoonmin:/watching them soullessly on a distance/
What the fuuuuuck?
Oh just..What the fuuuuuuckkk?
What's the problem with these 3 little idiots..