RM: Welcome to the club, Bro.

SG: Well, it's about time..

TY: YOU LOOK SO GOOD---OMG HYUNG! FUCK! YOUR REALLY ARE BLONDE! *nonstop fanboying*

JN: Tae, watch your mouth. So, Hobi, Kookie, Chim? When are you gonna turn to blon--

JH: NO! BLONDE HAIR NO FUN! I HATE BLONDEU~No please--no..
*curled up into a ball into the corner* *sobbing* No. Please.

JK: It's an insult to our Dark Lord for me to go blonde. /disappear into think dark air/

BTS: wtf

JM: Tell me I have Jams then--

RM: NEVER. MAKE. JIMIN. BLONDE.

JM: Mean

BTS:. . .

JN: Will you two stop?