I'm busy sharing and posting memes on my facebook account when suddenly someone interrupted me by sending and flooding messages.

I open it immediately because it came from that gummy little small man I have a crush on, Yoongi.

Yes. Since junior high I have a pounding feelings for him, and I knew it's not like a brother sister connection nor friends. It's very special, But I'm afraid to tell or confess it to him because we are friends and experiencing  friendzone is the least thing I ever thought.

I can't lose him, and just be a derp friend of him.

I'm happy even if hiding my feelings for him.

Lil yoongles:
Hey you small girl, watcha doing?

Lil yoongles:
I'm sleepy

Lil yoongles:
And hungry can you bring me some food here at my house?

I rolled my eyes but can't help but to smile just the thought of him, messaging you.

Dumpling
Hey oppa

Dumpling:
I'm busy sharing memes until my lazy ass 'friend 'chat me to bring some food on the neighbor hood.

Dumpling:
Get you lazy ass off your bed and  make your own food!  Because I'm lazy too!

Lil yoongles:
Hey! Don't you ever call me oppa! I'm not your oppa, sheesh you're giving me goosebumps.

Lil yoongles:
Is sharing memes are more important to you now than me?😿😾😩

A smirk formed in my lips, got ya oppa, he was really annoyed  by calling him oppa. Even if I can't fully understand why.
And here we go again, I can imagine he's doing his cute pout.

Dumpling:
Yes, because memes is life specially when your face is actually the memes😆

Lil yoongles:
You dumbass....

Lil yoongles:
Why are you like that? Don't you love me?

Lil yoongles:
And Don't you dare call me oppa again, or else....

Of course, I love you! You're just a dense that you can't even notice my feelings for you idiot!

Dumpling:
Or else what?

Lil yoongles:
By the way, jin hyung will go here in any moment, mind to come?

dumpling:
*pout* I would love to, but I can't make it.

Lil yoongles:
Why?

Dumpling:
Taehyung will treat me dinner tonight.

I'm upset that I can't make it tonight with him, but taehyung was the one who ask me first, and I know he'll be sad and dissapointed if I said no to his wonderful offer.

It's immature to hear but I want to tease yoongi, I want to see what is his reaction. I know. I'm stupid thinking and assuming he felt the same way as mine.

Lil yoongles:
WTF!

Dumpling:
Why?

My heart is racing, my phone could break the way I hold it,  waiting for his reply but he didn't. I wait a little bit more, but he just seen my message.

I sighed as I scream under my  soft purple Pillow. Stop assuming y/n!

I took my phone immediately when I heard my ringtone. A smile formed in my lips when Taehyung mesage me.

Taehyungie!
Hi y/n, I'm sorry but something urgent came so if you don't mind, can we re-sched our date?

My eyes widen, if fate would be this good to me, I'm more likely to do good things more, but I'm kinda dissapointed that I can't see my good friend taehyung tonight, I was looking forward to it!

Dumpling:
No it's fine tae tae! We can re-sched it. Keep safe luv yah!

But Atleast I can join yoongi today. I'm about to message  yoongi about a great news but he's the one who chat first.

Lil yoongles:
Okay, I'm going ask you one question, and if you're right, I'll allow you to date with taehyung, but if you're wrong you'll have a consequence.

Dumpling:
It's weird and I'm really curious but fine do what you want. 😓

Lil yoongles:
It's wonderful country, indeed. What continent PERU belongs do you think?😏

Dumplings:
Uhm. Peru? Asia?

Dumpling:
Why are you asking me about country? You know I hate it😭

Lil yoongles:
Wrong! You idiot it's part of south america, I didn't even know why I befriended a stupid girl like you.

Lil yoongles:
As your consequence😏

Dumpling:
Don't call me stupid, I just hate that subject you lazy ass!

Lil yoongles:
As your consequence, you'll call me "master".

I laughed hard because of his games, I don't even know why would I call him like that!

Lil yoongles:
And as your master, you'll obey my orders.

Dumpling:
Whatever.

You're lucky that I love you yoongi!

Lil yoongles:
As my first order to you....

Lil yoongles:
I want you to crush me back, and stop looking at my friends or flirting or being good with them.

Lil yoongles:
I want your naughty eyes just to look and focus on me, only me!

My hands was like jelly, I can't even move it, all I hear was my heart beating so fast that it could actually get out of my body, i rub my eyes, doubting that I read it wrong. But it was all right!

Is he drunk or it's just a prank of him?

Lil yoongles:
U still there?

Lil yoongles:
You'll obey me right?

Lil yoongles:
Because I'm your master now after all, you can't do anything about it.

Dumpling:
No!

Lil yoongles:
WHAT!

Dumpling:
It's  just a part of your prank right? You're just making fun of me again?

Lil Yoogles:
What! Of course not! I may be a cold hearted lazy ass but My heart is pure, I'm not making fun of you because it's no fun at all lying nor pranking the girl I like ever since.

Lil yoongles:
Okay, for us to be clear, let's talk personally.

Lil yoongles:
You're coming.... Right?

Dumpling:
You don't have to tell me that you idiot, because I feel the same way as yours, I like you, no I love you lazy ass.❤️😘

Lil yoongles:
I knew it! You can't resist my charms😘😍

Lil yoongles:
Come on here now, my big hugs are waiting for you.

Dumpling:
Yes master!

Dumpling:
Coming!😍