BANGTAN DORM | TAEKOOK

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never put seven gays in one room.

two of them are bound to get frisky.

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a taekook crack! fic.
v. cringe.
texting :)
probably smut.

this is just a fun fic that I'm
writing for when i'm bored
uwu it probs won't have
a thicc plot :)

enjoyyyyyyy

BANGTAN DORM

tata:
so we're getting a new kid?
i can barely share jimin's bed,
can't stand another dick up
my ass

hobiscus:
the switch jumped out 👀👅

tata:
it's a figure of speech and this
dude better be nice

jinforthewin:
he's a year 12, probs still a
phat virgin

hobiscus:
like you? 💅

jooniepoo:
jimin hid my underwear again

chimmytime:
you say that like you only own
one pair.

jooniepoo:
more than u have, cheap sod

hobiscus:
look what jimin sent me last night

jooniepoo:
damn he snatching underwear
and tiddies

chimmytime:
gimmie tiddies

jooniepoo:
oh wait nvm found them

sugadaddy:
no one asked, stop pinging up
my phone i'm tryna sleep

hobiscus:
shouldn't you be in
class hyung?

sugadaddy:
shouldn't you?

tata:
you recon he'll be cute?

sugadaddy:
i recon you're just tryna
grab some willy again

hobiscus:
nothing new there 👀

tata:

i'm failing spanish rn ngl

sugadaddy:
good for you, bye

hobiscus:
how big do you recon
thanos's dick is?

tata:
girthwise or length?

jinforthewin:
bigger than jimin can
handle and that's saying
something.

chimmytime:

jooniepoo:
y'all do realise that
he's gonna see these messages
when i add him and he's gonna
freak out?

sugadaddy:
dunno about you but I don't
really care

chimmytime:
you don't know that, for all
we know, he could have a
thiccer coque than thanos

jooniepoo:
he's in yr 12 😭

hobiscus:
i'm watching hentai

tata:
aren't you in computer science
hyung?

hobiscus:
yes, on the computer, dw
i'm hidden, the teacher can't
see me

tata:
yes she can

hobiscus:
no she can't? her back is
turned and i'm on incognito
mode

tata:
the technician can literally see
what ur doing, he has the
whole history, hyung

hobiscus:

jooniepoo added babiegoogie

babiegoogie:
um hi everyone

tata:
i'm dom

babiegoogie:
nice to meet you dom,
i'm jeongguk :))

chimmytime:

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hehe i'm excited for this uwu 💜
vote and comment if u want y'all ilysm,

-varsha 💜