BANGTAN DORM

chimmytime:
I bet y'all wake up every
day and cry because you
don't have an ass as
glorious as mine

babiegoogie:

tata:
who needs an ass when
you're me😎

jinforthewin:
guess you have no ass as
a compromise lmao

sugadaddy:
good morning

jinforthewin:
it's 11pm

sugadaddy:
i'm nocturnal

chimmytime:
daddy

sugadaddy:
yes?

chimmytime:
oops i meant my other
daddy

sugadaddy:
who's your other daddy?
😠😠😠😠

hobiscus:
me 🙂

sugadaddy:
oh, that's alright then

chimmytime:

babiegoogie:
cancelled :c

tata:
that's so ugly oh to see
without my eyes👁️👄👁️

jooniepoo:
jin ur ass is soft and all
but you're squishing my ballsack

chimmytime:
rip joonie's offspring

jinforthewin:
omg fancy just came on
i have to dance to thisssss

jooniepoo:
omg my balls can
breathe again

tata:
hey jeongguk, wanna sit
on my lap? 🙃

babiegoogie:

chimmytime:
oh my gOd taehyung,
you can't just ASK people
of they wanna sit in ur LAP

tata:
jeongguk I'll suck ur
dick if you do my homework

babiegoogie:
um i think I'm gonna go
for a walk, i need some air rn

babiegoogie has left the chat

chimmytime:
fucking idiot Tae you scared
him off

tata:
bet he's a virgin 😀

hobiscus:
he literally told us he wasn't 😭

tata:
ever heard of a lie?

jooniepoo:
how do you even know that, Tae?
he could be telling the truth ;-;

jinforthewin:
yeah, leave the poor boy
alone

tata:
I can tell from the angle
of his hips 🤓

chimmytime:
omg Tae the sex doctor 😍

hobiscus:
so you admit that you've
been checking out his ass?

tata:
nO

sugadaddy:
he's a virgin

tata:
how would you know????

sugadaddy:
I found a book in his bag.
it's called 'a virgin's guide to
acting like a non-virgin'

chimmytime:
my daddy is a next level
sex doctor 😗😗💅

sugadaddy:
yes, slut

hobiscus:
okay but we don't know for
sure that that's his book

jinforthewin:
and he said he's had
experience sucking dick

tata:
maybe I should get him to
suck my dick, then we'll
know the truth

hobiscus:
that's the worst fucking idea😭
my guy probs just wants
to fit in

tata:
hyung, you know I don't
like liars, if I find out he's
lying, I can kick him out
of the dorm. we're still
living by the bro code

chimmytime:
he's just a baby, don't
hurt him Tae 😭😭😭

tata:
I'm not, I'm just tryna
get in his pants

jooniepoo:
that's HURTING HIM

sugadaddy:

________

hi 💕