BANGTAN DORM

jooniepoo:
okay so we're gonna have to
set some ground rules here, kid

babiegoogie:
okay :3

chimmytime:
no wanking off in the
shower when we're asleep,
the walls are thin 😗

babiegoogie:
oh uh okay

hobiscus:
if you find a condom
on the floor, it's not mine😎

sugadaddy:
if you find cum on the floor,
it's probably jimin's

chimmytime:
if you find a dick on the
floor, it's probably yoongi's -_-

jooniepoo:
if you find my underwear on
the floor, give it back please😔

tata:
i get top bunk because
i'm dom
and don't go on my bed
or i will know👺

chimmytime:
if you hear a thud
in the middle of the
night, hoseok has probably
fallen off his bed

hobiscus:
if you hear moans in the
middle of the night,
jimin's probably
getting dicked down🙂

jooniepoo:
always keep your side
of the room tidy, that
way we won't get told
off by the matron

tata:
are you gay?👅

chimmytime:
oh my god taehyung,
you can't just ask someone
if they're gaY

babiegoogie:
i am gay 👉👈

tata:
are you cute?

babiegoogie:
who me?

tata:
yes

babiegoogie:
well idk about that

tata:
disappointing

chimmytime:
let the
guy breathe this is
painful to watch

hobiscus:
send a picc 👅👅

chimmytime:
yeah, send one!

tata:
yeah, send one lol

jooniepoo:
guys don't force him 👺

babiegoogie:
are you sure you want one?

tata:
yes.
send.
now.

babiegoogie:
okay :(
you asked for it..

hobiscus:
i would 10000% smash

tata:
wow

chimmytime:
you're so gorgeous jeongguk!!
😳😳💜💜💙💛💙❤️💙
💓💖💓💖💓💚💗💚💗
❤️💞💗💞💗💞💗💞

babiegoogie:
thank you 😳😳😳

jooniepoo:
you guys should be
in class 🙂

sugadaddy:
i have a free period and
if you wanted to know
if he is was cute or not,
why didn't you just ask?

tata:
what??

sugadaddy:
he's in the dorm, he's
standing right in front
of me

babiegoogie:
you do know, i can read

tata:
is he cute then

chimmytime:
you're awfully interested,
Tae

tata:
shush

sugadaddy:
yeah he is ig

babiegoogie:
😳😳😳

jinforthewin:
my body count is now 3

hobiscus:
my man lost his virginity
three times 💀

jinforthewin:
good lord he was huGe

jooniepoo:
bigger than me? 😔👉👈

jinforthewin:
uhhh no

hobiscus:

jinforthewin:
my ass is so sore ✊🍑

jooniepoo:
did he give you aftercare?
😔😔😔💞

jinforthewin:
no, i'm so pissed 👺👺👺

jooniepoo:
extra cuddles for you
tonight then, jinie 😳💜

hobiscus:

chimmytime:

sugadaddy:
i'm gagging

chimmytime:
on what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sugadaddy:

tata:
ugh i need some ass

chimmytime:

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lmfao this is so much fun to write 😭