Me: *hums while making a Mickey Mouse Theme*

Corey: *smiles* A party for a special birthday for the little guy?

Me: Yup. My adorable nephew is now one year old!

Shawn Crahan: Aww!!!!!! Look how cute he is!!!

David Draiman: Aww!! Seems to me you are an aunt!

Me: I really am.

Mick Thomson: Shall we sing happy birthday to this little guy?

Me: Sure! One.. Two Three!!

Korey Cooper, Amy Lee, Carla Harvey, Lacey Sturm and Hayley Williams: *sings* Happy birthday to you..

Corey Taylor, David Draiman, Jared Leto, Freddie Mercury, Bert McCracken and Bill Kaulitz: *sings* Happy birthday to you..

Shawn Crahan and Mick Thomson: *sings* Happy birthday dear Azariah!

All the rockstars: *sings together* Happy birthday to you!!!

Me: Happy birthday to my nephew Azi!!

Corey Taylor: May all your wishes come true!

Me: also here's a picture of my nephew:

David Draiman: AWW!!! LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!!

Corey Taylor: Daw!! He's so cute!! Great job auntie!

Me: *laughs and giggles* Don't mention it!

Shawn Crahan: He's so adorable!! Ooh look at him!!

Me: Happy birthday my little nephew!