Me: T-This can't be happening! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING?!!!

Corey Taylor: Hey hey.. calm down. What's wrong?

Me: Eddie Money passed away!!

Freddie, Joan Jett, Chester Bennington, and Korey Cooper: WHAT?!!!

Me: He's such a talented musician and he died at the age of 70.

David Draiman: Oh my..

Mick Thomson: My heart goes out to his family and friends.

Me: *puts on the song Can't Hold Back*

Joan Jett: RIP Eddie Money. You will be missed by many people.