Shawn Crahan, Corey Taylor, and Mick Thomson: *cries hard*

Me: *is heartbroken*

Steven Tyler: Hey hey what's wrong? Why are they sad?

Chester Bennington: *hugs them* Tell us beloved author.

Joan Jett, Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd: What happened?

Me: *sighs* Joey Jordison passed away... *sniffs* at 46 years old..

David Draiman, Bert McCracken and Freddie Mercury: WHAT?!!!!!!!

Corey Taylor: JOEY MY BROTHER WHY?!! WHY 2021?!!! *cries*

Me: *hugs him tightly*

David Draiman: *hugs Shawn* There there... Joey is watching you from the afterlife.

Joan Jett: *hugs Mick* Shh shh it's alright. He's watching you... there there.

Me: FUCK 2021!!!

Frank Iero: Rest is peace to the legendary drummer of Slipknot Joey Jordison. An amazing drummer..

Hayley Williams: A talented musician..

Lacey Sturm: An impact to all the drummers young and old

Amy Lee: You will be missed